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What if everyone changed their name to John Smith or Jane Smith?
7/11/13 | self

Posted on 07/11/2013 6:28:21 PM PDT by NowApproachingMidnight

I just had a thought. What if we had a National Name Change day, and all men changed their name to John Smith, and all women changed their name to Jane Smith?

That would really mess up some gov databases, wouldn't it?


TOPICS: Business/Economy
KEYWORDS: anonymity; change; name; privacy
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1 posted on 07/11/2013 6:28:21 PM PDT by NowApproachingMidnight
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

Probably less than you think. Your SSN is your label as far as the govt. is concerned.


2 posted on 07/11/2013 6:30:29 PM PDT by expat2
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To: NowApproachingMidnight
I don't know about fouling up databases but I know it would make a project of mine more difficult.I'm in the process of “investigating” the chairman of our condo association and have come up with a lot of really juicy stuff thanks to the fact that he has a rather unusual...*very* unusual,in fact....name.
3 posted on 07/11/2013 6:33:14 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (The Civil Servants Are No Longer Servants...Or Civil.)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

In the near future: “Due to those nasty Freepers, everyone must have a microchip implanted to enhance our database.”

Sincerely,
Your White-Black President


4 posted on 07/11/2013 6:33:20 PM PDT by Mark (Obama is more confused than a hungry baby in a topless bar)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

At least you would have no trouble remembering what everybody’s name was.


5 posted on 07/11/2013 6:33:24 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

You think low info voter know how to spell Jan and Jon


6 posted on 07/11/2013 6:33:30 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.")
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To: expat2

Also, don’t forget, they injected a unique genetic code into you when you got your small pox vaccine.


7 posted on 07/11/2013 6:33:53 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

“There are teams that are fair-haired, and those that aren’t so fair-haired. Some teams are named Smith, some Grabowski. We’re Grabowskis.” - Da Coach


8 posted on 07/11/2013 6:33:58 PM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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To: who_would_fardels_bear

THOSE BASTARDS!


9 posted on 07/11/2013 6:35:25 PM PDT by bigheadfred (barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight
http://morethings.com/fan/south_park/photo_gallery/912-trapped_in_the_closet/12closing_credits03.jpg
10 posted on 07/11/2013 6:35:27 PM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company after the election, & laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

Juwami Smith? I don’t THINK so....


11 posted on 07/11/2013 6:35:37 PM PDT by traditional1 (Amerika.....Providing public housing for the Mulatto Messiah)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

this would last about 2.3 seconds in the black community


12 posted on 07/11/2013 6:38:18 PM PDT by bigheadfred (barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

I dunno — we already get junk mail for my husband’s ex-wife’s ex-husband, though we’ve all lived in 3 different states in the past 10 years.

(yeah, I’ll give you time to work that one out).


13 posted on 07/11/2013 6:39:02 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight
It would have zero effect on government databases.

Now if everybody was to change their social security number to 123-45-6789 and their birthdate to 2/29/1973, that would definitely cause a few issues.

14 posted on 07/11/2013 6:40:32 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

We could ALL go to Washington


15 posted on 07/11/2013 6:42:22 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof, but they're true.)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

Oh no. They have our face scans, iris scans, fingerprints, DNA, voice patterns. We would become John Smith 101324 and Jane Smith 1933NA, etc. and so on.


16 posted on 07/11/2013 6:45:16 PM PDT by PistolPaknMama
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

Jose Ramos or Maria Ramos?


17 posted on 07/11/2013 6:45:51 PM PDT by Ingtar (The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

Better would be Juan Garcia so you could grab some of that fine government loot for the Hispanic surnamed.


18 posted on 07/11/2013 6:46:26 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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Better would be Juan Garcia so you could grab some of that fine government loot for the Hispanic surnamed.

Well, except for the occasional Department of "Justice" show trial.

19 posted on 07/11/2013 6:50:55 PM PDT by Standing Wolf
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

your name s not your national I’d

your DNA is

that’s why they’re starting the push for a national HIV test... DNA collection


20 posted on 07/11/2013 6:55:55 PM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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