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What if everyone changed their name to John Smith or Jane Smith?
7/11/13
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Posted on 07/11/2013 6:28:21 PM PDT by NowApproachingMidnight
I just had a thought. What if we had a National Name Change day, and all men changed their name to John Smith, and all women changed their name to Jane Smith?
That would really mess up some gov databases, wouldn't it?
TOPICS: Business/Economy
KEYWORDS: anonymity; change; name; privacy
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To: NowApproachingMidnight
Probably less than you think. Your SSN is your label as far as the govt. is concerned.
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posted on
07/11/2013 6:30:29 PM PDT
by
expat2
To: NowApproachingMidnight
I don't know about fouling up databases but I know it would make a project of mine more difficult.I'm in the process of “investigating” the chairman of our condo association and have come up with a lot of really juicy stuff thanks to the fact that he has a rather unusual...*very* unusual,in fact....name.
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posted on
07/11/2013 6:33:14 PM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
(The Civil Servants Are No Longer Servants...Or Civil.)
To: NowApproachingMidnight
In the near future: “Due to those nasty Freepers, everyone must have a microchip implanted to enhance our database.”
Sincerely,
Your White-Black President
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posted on
07/11/2013 6:33:20 PM PDT
by
Mark
(Obama is more confused than a hungry baby in a topless bar)
To: NowApproachingMidnight
At least you would have no trouble remembering what everybody’s name was.
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posted on
07/11/2013 6:33:24 PM PDT
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: NowApproachingMidnight
You think low info voter know how to spell Jan and Jon
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posted on
07/11/2013 6:33:30 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
("We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.")
To: expat2
Also, don’t forget, they injected a unique genetic code into you when you got your small pox vaccine.
To: NowApproachingMidnight
“There are teams that are fair-haired, and those that aren’t so fair-haired. Some teams are named Smith, some Grabowski. We’re Grabowskis.” - Da Coach
To: who_would_fardels_bear
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posted on
07/11/2013 6:35:25 PM PDT
by
bigheadfred
(barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
To: NowApproachingMidnight
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posted on
07/11/2013 6:35:27 PM PDT
by
max americana
(fired liberals in our company after the election, & laughed while they cried (true story))
To: NowApproachingMidnight
Juwami Smith? I don’t THINK so....
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posted on
07/11/2013 6:35:37 PM PDT
by
traditional1
(Amerika.....Providing public housing for the Mulatto Messiah)
To: NowApproachingMidnight
this would last about 2.3 seconds in the black community
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posted on
07/11/2013 6:38:18 PM PDT
by
bigheadfred
(barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
To: NowApproachingMidnight
I dunno — we already get junk mail for my husband’s ex-wife’s ex-husband, though we’ve all lived in 3 different states in the past 10 years.
(yeah, I’ll give you time to work that one out).
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posted on
07/11/2013 6:39:02 PM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
To: NowApproachingMidnight
It would have zero effect on government databases.
Now if everybody was to change their social security number to 123-45-6789 and their birthdate to 2/29/1973, that would definitely cause a few issues.
To: NowApproachingMidnight
We could ALL go to Washington
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posted on
07/11/2013 6:42:22 PM PDT
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof, but they're true.)
To: NowApproachingMidnight
Oh no. They have our face scans, iris scans, fingerprints, DNA, voice patterns. We would become John Smith 101324 and Jane Smith 1933NA, etc. and so on.
To: NowApproachingMidnight
Jose Ramos or Maria Ramos?
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posted on
07/11/2013 6:45:51 PM PDT
by
Ingtar
(The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
To: NowApproachingMidnight
Better would be Juan Garcia so you could grab some of that fine government loot for the Hispanic surnamed.
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posted on
07/11/2013 6:46:26 PM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: RightGeek
Better would be Juan Garcia so you could grab some of that fine government loot for the Hispanic surnamed.
Well, except for the occasional Department of "Justice" show trial.
To: NowApproachingMidnight
your name s not your national I’d
your DNA is
that’s why they’re starting the push for a national HIV test... DNA collection
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posted on
07/11/2013 6:55:55 PM PDT
by
sten
(fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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