I had a bit of fun with Scientologists in Israel (where they are now banned, I think).
Anyway, I went to MIT and knew all about them. They have this goofy meaningless test to see your “mental abilities” or something. Multiple choice thing, probably 100 questions.
Anyway, the test floated around MIT with the right answers for a while. I read it and you can easily memorize the correct style of answers -— I considered it “thinking like a sociopath.”
Well, they were at some event along the Charles River with the booth, and I went up and took their free test -— and got an unheard of 100.
On my form, my birthday was the day L Ron Hubbard died. (I had a red beard then -— since turned black.)
Said my name was Larry Ronald Hoesfstra or something.
I was telling (lying to) them about dreams I had that were right from the “Thetan Level” B.S. revelations that were also floating around MIT at the time — things I knew they’d recognize.
Anyway, they were flabbergasted by the score and all but tried to kidnap me, thinking I was LRonHubbard reborn or something.
LOL!
Now THAT is funny as hell!