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I am not making this up. Anybody who thinks it's easy being a cop, should now realize what a crappy job it can be. ;-)
1 posted on 07/08/2013 4:33:18 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX
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To: Pining_4_TX

No sh!t?


2 posted on 07/08/2013 4:34:28 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: Pining_4_TX

“A victim told the deputy that she was taking her daughter to the bathroom when they saw a man in the toilet looking up at him.”

Laz?


4 posted on 07/08/2013 4:36:25 PM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company after the election, & laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: Pining_4_TX

Oh, he is in deep doo-doo now.


6 posted on 07/08/2013 4:39:21 PM PDT by Freedom_Fighter_2001
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To: Pining_4_TX
At least there's some room in a septic tank.

Not to long ago, some feller was hiding in a portajohn tank to get his peeks in

7 posted on 07/08/2013 4:39:44 PM PDT by varyouga
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To: Pining_4_TX

This is not the first case I’ve heard of this. What do some people have for brains?


8 posted on 07/08/2013 4:39:49 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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When camping as kids, the restrooms were back to back men’s and ladies’ rooms with pit toilets.
We would go into the men’s side and call out into the commode, “Hey Lady do you mind! We’re trying to paint down here.”


9 posted on 07/08/2013 4:40:52 PM PDT by RedMDer (When immigrants cannot or will not assimilate, its really just an invasion. Throw them out!)
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To: Pining_4_TX

Every time I read a story like this, I’m reminded that I had a great uncle who (in the 1920s) was so fat that he fell through the floor of an outhouse and died in the septic tank (true story).


10 posted on 07/08/2013 4:41:04 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: Pining_4_TX

Now, I’ve heard everything... unless there were a bunch of illegals packed in behind him.


16 posted on 07/08/2013 4:43:39 PM PDT by floralamiss ("For the sake of His sorrowful passion, have mercy on us and on the whole world.")
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To: Pining_4_TX

Peeping Tom also owns the world’s record for holding his breath.


17 posted on 07/08/2013 4:43:51 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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Needs a ping...


18 posted on 07/08/2013 4:45:24 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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There was a similar widely-publicized incident back in the 90s at Montana de Oro state park near Morro Bay, CA. A peeper decided to hide in the filth under a public toilet. It’s hard to imagine what kind of impulse drives someone to that level of personal debasement.


21 posted on 07/08/2013 4:47:38 PM PDT by Bernard Marx
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To: Pining_4_TX

I thinks he’s full of crap...


22 posted on 07/08/2013 4:48:25 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Pining_4_TX

We built an outhouse over an abandoned well when I was a kid. You sure couldn’t hold breath until you heard the kerplunk on that hole, but certainly no Peepers.

As for this guy. Give me two dozen tacos and 6 pack and I could break this guy..


23 posted on 07/08/2013 4:49:28 PM PDT by IamConservative (The soul of my lifes journey is Liberty!)
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Not sure what kind of toilet that was....or if it was a holding tank or a septic....

Not a plumber, but the only toilet that dumbs directly down into a tank can be only found in travel trailers, airplanes and busses.....it dumps into a holding tank and these things do not have man holes to crawl into...septic tanks do, but they are not located under the toilet as a general rule...certainly would be illegal in any jurisdiction I have worked in....lol, so are direct dumping johns unless it’s a portapotty....so my guess is.......that the guy was in a porta-potty......a not uncommon effort by some crazies..


28 posted on 07/08/2013 4:54:18 PM PDT by Cold Heat (Have you reached your breaking point yet? If not now....then when?)
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Perhaps the charge should be pooping tom.


29 posted on 07/08/2013 4:58:43 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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The local rescue squad had to cut a middle aged guy out of a port-a-potty near the community baseball field. He was stuck at his waist in the hole. He said he had dropped his wedding ring in the tank. That didn’t explain why he was wearing a tutu.


31 posted on 07/08/2013 4:59:16 PM PDT by Born to Conserve
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To: Pining_4_TX

Do you come from a land down under?


40 posted on 07/08/2013 5:17:28 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,)
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White Water Park! Kenneth EnLOW! You can’t make that up!


41 posted on 07/08/2013 5:17:31 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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When I was a kid, a guy snuck down a crapper at a state park. A lady went in there, and saw the red light from the guy’s camcorder. He got busted, and the cop car that they took him away in had to be scrapped. I remember reading this in the local paper, because it happened about one (small) town over.


46 posted on 07/08/2013 5:40:38 PM PDT by loungitude (The truth hurts.)
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48 posted on 07/08/2013 5:49:14 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Because somebody had to.)
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