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Police Called To Domestic Dispute Over Boyfriend Passing Gas
Brietbart.com ^
| 5 Jul 2013
| Jon David Kahn
Posted on 07/06/2013 3:31:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Edited on 07/06/2013 4:23:13 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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CLAWSON (WWJ) - Responding to a 911 call for a possible domestic violence situation, police arrived at a Maple Road apartment complex to discover that what neighbors described as sounding like a "violent altercation," was in fact, a very loud plea from a woman to her boyfriend to stop passing gas.
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To: Marie; SortaBichy
I shouldve called the police on my husband last night.
After gallbladder surgery (which I underwent just before Halloween), your chitterlings can - and will - react in unusual and unexpected ways...generally shortly after dining.
A couple of months ago on the way home from lunch, I released an "air pocket" which had apparently been hiding in my anals for days. Wifey and I both had to get out of the car after I pulled over. She was gagging so much I thought she was gonna lose it.
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posted on
07/06/2013 4:09:30 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Piffle....)
To: Chickensoup
Real men don’t change, just because a woman might want him to do so. He changes when he sees the need to do so and nothing more.
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posted on
07/06/2013 4:10:19 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
To: Chickensoup; Marie
how can i eat any sausage unless maries husband invites me over but i really have to ask why do you think i want to eat his sausage
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posted on
07/06/2013 4:16:03 PM PDT
by
bigheadfred
(barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
To: Revolting cat!
Have you ever had to stifle a fart in polite company? Where did it go?
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posted on
07/06/2013 4:30:27 PM PDT
by
dblshot
(I am John Galt.)
To: dblshot
"Have you ever had to stifle a fart in polite company? Where did it go?"
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posted on
07/06/2013 4:39:20 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Our parents: The Greatest Generation. Their kids and grand kids: The Stupidest.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Give them a few years, the Cops will call in the EPA or DOE since this is a non permitted fracking source. We have lost so many liberties the last 5 years this is the
one thing a man can do without taxation or Gov't involvement and enjoy it...
Give Doomberg a few weeks he will make a law against it for sure...
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posted on
07/06/2013 4:40:43 PM PDT
by
taildragger
(The E-GOP won't know what hit them, The Party of Reagan is almost here, hang tight folks.....)
To: bigheadfred
HE bought them! I won’t touch them out of courtesy. He went to the store and purposefully bought these sausages.
Then grilled them.
Then farted them at me.
*I* made a roast!
#HowYouKnowYou’veBeenMarriedForTooLong
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posted on
07/06/2013 4:45:34 PM PDT
by
Marie
("The last time Democrats gloated this hard after a health care victory, they lost 60 House seats.")
To: ErnBatavia
I wish I could ‘like’ a post! lol!
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posted on
07/06/2013 4:46:54 PM PDT
by
Marie
("The last time Democrats gloated this hard after a health care victory, they lost 60 House seats.")
To: taildragger
She shouldn’t have started dating ‘Stinky’.
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posted on
07/06/2013 4:47:17 PM PDT
by
Cvengr
(Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
To: Chickensoup
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posted on
07/06/2013 4:47:17 PM PDT
by
freekitty
(Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
To: Conspiracy Guy
on a good day with a choice blade of Johnson grass, I can play DIXIE
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posted on
07/06/2013 4:50:26 PM PDT
by
advertising guy
(golf in june in Phoenix ? it's so dry, our gators use Gold Bond)
To: Slings and Arrows
He didn’t even hold her head under the covers.
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posted on
07/06/2013 4:57:26 PM PDT
by
Manic_Episode
(Some days...it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps....)
To: Michael.SF.
Thank you. Still cracks me up like it did in the theater in 1974.
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posted on
07/06/2013 5:07:55 PM PDT
by
exit82
("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
To: Marie
does this happen every year at this time
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posted on
07/06/2013 5:13:11 PM PDT
by
bigheadfred
(barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
To: bigheadfred
but i really have to ask why do you think i want to eat his sausage
_________________________
You seemed interested in his sausages. Something I haven’t seen too often here on FR.
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posted on
07/06/2013 5:19:33 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(200 million unarmed " people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
To: ErnBatavia
There is NO SUCH THING as TMI on FreeRepublic!
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posted on
07/06/2013 5:21:45 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(200 million unarmed " people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
To: Marie
Then grilled them.
Then farted them at me.
*I* made a roast!
________________________________
You made a roast out of farts?
Talk about talent!
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posted on
07/06/2013 5:23:02 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(200 million unarmed " people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
To: Manic_Episode
He didnt even hold her head under the covers.
_____________________
Does a fart really blow if there is no smell and there is no one there to hear it?
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posted on
07/06/2013 5:24:48 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(200 million unarmed " people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
To: bigheadfred; Marie
does this happen every year at this time
________________________
I think this thread is an annual repeater.
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posted on
07/06/2013 5:26:11 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(200 million unarmed " people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
To: Chickensoup; Marie
well apparently she doesnt have an achilles heel
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posted on
07/06/2013 5:27:37 PM PDT
by
bigheadfred
(barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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