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Police Called To Domestic Dispute Over Boyfriend Passing Gas
Brietbart.com ^
| 5 Jul 2013
| Jon David Kahn
Posted on 07/06/2013 3:31:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Edited on 07/06/2013 4:23:13 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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CLAWSON (WWJ) - Responding to a 911 call for a possible domestic violence situation, police arrived at a Maple Road apartment complex to discover that what neighbors described as sounding like a "violent altercation," was in fact, a very loud plea from a woman to her boyfriend to stop passing gas.
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To: Sarah Barracuda
I’d be in the next cell over - and you’d know it.
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:49:11 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Guy must have been on Mooochele’s diet
To: ZinGirl
Yeah, then wait awhile and ask “Do you smell something burning?”
23
posted on
07/06/2013 3:51:29 PM PDT
by
Slump Tester
(What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: True Grit
Guy must have been on Mooochele’s dietShe isn't.
24
posted on
07/06/2013 3:52:44 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Three stripes and you’re out.
25
posted on
07/06/2013 3:53:45 PM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(President Obama; The Slumlord of the Rentseekers)
To: Chickensoup
don’t bother she ain’t going no where she just dropped a big jar of pickles on her foot no kidding
26
posted on
07/06/2013 3:53:47 PM PDT
by
bigheadfred
(barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
To: ZinGirl
I missed that on, must have been a hoot!
27
posted on
07/06/2013 3:54:08 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(200 million unarmed " people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
To: Revolting cat!
Fartclops Even today, passing gas will always remain art.
28
posted on
07/06/2013 3:54:49 PM PDT
by
Sawdring
To: Sarah Barracuda
This sounds like an explosive situation.
29
posted on
07/06/2013 3:55:50 PM PDT
by
Catsrus
(gg)
To: bigheadfred
don’t bother she ain’t going no where she just dropped a big jar of pickles on her foot no kidding
____________________
made her drop a jar of pickles? Goodness you’re talented!
30
posted on
07/06/2013 3:56:32 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(200 million unarmed " people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
To: Slings and Arrows
Sounds like he was horribly aghast.
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:58:52 PM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(President Obama; The Slumlord of the Rentseekers)
To: Chickensoup
i canna take any credit i just noticed her limping by
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:59:44 PM PDT
by
bigheadfred
(barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
To: Sawdring
And I thought dubstep couldn’t get worse.
33
posted on
07/06/2013 4:01:29 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: bigheadfred
i canna take any credit i just noticed her limping by
_______________________________
Well for Pete’s sake don’t eat the sausages!
34
posted on
07/06/2013 4:02:08 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(200 million unarmed " people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
To: Chickensoup
Men assume the woman will stay the same...they, too, are sooooooo wrong.
35
posted on
07/06/2013 4:02:49 PM PDT
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: Slings and Arrows
Those are his actual farts. I heard him on the radio a number of years ago and he could fart on command. Very high brow entertainment.
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posted on
07/06/2013 4:03:36 PM PDT
by
Sawdring
To: Revolting cat!
There was a young fellow named Carter,
A truly magnificent farter.
..On the strength of one bean
..He’d fart ‘God Save The Queen’
And a tuba show—all just for starters.
37
posted on
07/06/2013 4:03:42 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: gorush
Men assume the woman will stay the same...they, too, are sooooooo wrong.
__________________________
You are not kidding!
38
posted on
07/06/2013 4:04:08 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(200 million unarmed " people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
To: Lurkina.n.Learnin
Three stripes? I don’t shart! : )
39
posted on
07/06/2013 4:04:24 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(To stay calm during these tumultuous times, I take Damitol. Ask your Doctor if it's right for you.)
To: Sawdring
I’m impressed - he’s invented a form of dubstep that even deaf people can hate.
40
posted on
07/06/2013 4:08:37 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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