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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 07/05/2013 8:58:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

I hope everyone had a great Independence Day. Here's some fun stuff I came across....


If you wonder how Obama got elected....this should help answer that


The Fourth of July 2013

On this day in 1776, the Declaration of Independence was approved by the Continental Congress, setting the 13 colonies on the road to freedom as a sovereign nation. As always, this most American of holidays will be marked by parades, fireworks and backyard barbecues across the country.

2.5 million

In July 1776, the estimated number of people living in the newly independent nation.
Source: Historical Statistics of the United States: Colonial Times to 1970
<http://www2.census.gov/prod2/statcomp/documents/HistoricalStatisticsoftheUnitedStates1789-1945.pdf>

316.2 million

The nation's estimated population on this July Fourth.
Source: U.S. and World Population Clock <http://www.census.gov/popclock/>

Fireworks

$218.2 million

The value of fireworks imported from China in 2012, representing the bulk of all U.S. fireworks imported ($227.3 million). U.S. exports of fireworks, by comparison, came to just $11.7 million in 2012, with Israel purchasing more than any other country ($2.5 million).

$231.8 million

The value of U.S. manufacturers' shipments of fireworks and pyrotechnics (including flares, igniters, etc.) in 2007.
Source: 2007 Economic Census, Series EC0731SP1, Products and Services Code 325998J108 <http://www.census.gov/econ/census07/>

Flags

$3.8 million

In 2012, the dollar value of U.S. imports of American flags. The vast majority of this amount ($3.6 million) was for U.S. flags made in China.
Source: Foreign Trade Statistics <http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/www/>
<http://www.usatradeonline.gov>

$614,115

Dollar value of U.S. flags exported in 2012. Mexico was the leading customer, purchasing $188,824 worth.
Source: Foreign Trade Statistics <http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/www/>
<http://www.usatradeonline.gov>

$302.7 million

Dollar value of shipments of fabricated flags, banners and similar emblems by the nation's manufacturers in 2007, according to the latest published economic census statistics.
Source: 2007 Economic Census, Series EC0731SP1, Products and Services Code 3149998231
<http://www.census.gov/econ/census07/>

Patriotic-Sounding Place Names

Fifty-nine places contain the word "liberty" in the name. Pennsylvania, with 11, has more of these places than any other state. Of the 59 places nationwide containing "liberty" in the name, four are counties: Liberty County, Ga. (65,471), Liberty County, Fla. (8,276), Liberty County, Mont. (2,392) and Liberty County, Texas (76,571).

One place has "patriot" in its name. Patriot, Ind., has an estimated population of 209.

The most common patriotic-sounding word used within place names is "union" with 136. Pennsylvania, with 33, has more of these places than any other state. Other words most commonly used in place names are Washington (127), Franklin (118), Jackson (96) and Lincoln (95).

Sources: TIGER Shapefiles, the Census Bureau's geographic database (Place/MCD/County combined "used within name" count), Annual Estimates of the Resident Population for Incorporated Places: April 1, 2010 to July 1, 2011
<http://www.census.gov/popest/data/cities/totals/2011/SUB-EST2011-3.html>

The British are Coming!

$109.8 billion

Dollar value of trade last year between the United States and the United Kingdom, making the British, our adversary in 1776, our sixth-leading trading partner today.
Source: Foreign Trade Statistics <http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/statistics/highlights/top/top1112yr.html#total>

Fourth of July Cookouts

65.9 million

Number of all hogs and pigs on March 1, 2013. Chances are that the pork hot dogs and sausages consumed on the Fourth of July originated in Iowa. The Hawkeye State was home to 20.3 million hogs and pigs. North Carolina (8.9 million) and Minnesota (7.8 million) were also homes to large numbers of pigs.
Source: USDA National Agricultural Statistics Service,
<http://usda01.library.cornell.edu/usda/current/HogsPigs/HogsPigs-03-28-2013.pdf>

6.3 billion pounds

Total estimated production of cattle and calves in Texas in 2012. Chances are good that the beef hot dogs, steaks and burgers on your backyard grill came from the Lone Star State, which accounted for nearly one-sixth of the nation's total production. And if the beef did not come from Texas, it very well may have come from Nebraska (estimated at5.1 billion pounds) or Kansas (estimated at 3.8 billion pounds).
Source: USDA National Agricultural Statistics Service
<http://usda01.library.cornell.edu/usda/current/MeatAnimPr/MeatAnimPr-04-25-2013.pdf>

6

Number of states in which the value of broiler chicken production was estimated at $1 billion or greater between December 2011 and November 2012. There is a good chance that one of these states — Georgia, Arkansas, North Carolina, Alabama, Mississippi or Texas — is the source of your barbecued chicken.
Source: USDA National Agricultural Statistics Service
<http://usda01.library.cornell.edu/usda/current/PoulProdVa/PoulProdVa-04-29-2013.pdf>

345 million

Acreage planted of potatoes in Idaho in 2012, the most in the nation. Washington followed with 165 million acres. The total 2012 potato crop is forecast to exceed 467 million hundredweight (cwt), the highest level since 2000 when 523 million cwt was produced. Potato salad is a popular food item at Fourth of July barbecues.
Source: USDA, National Agriculture Statistics Service, Economic Research Service
<http://usda01.library.cornell.edu/usda/current/CropProdSu/CropProdSu-01-11-2013.pdf>
<http://www.ers.usda.gov/publications/vgs-vegetables-and-pulses-outlook/vgs353.aspx>


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; silliness
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On a flight to Japan, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of relationships in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril and they all stare riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a business man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Well-dressed, tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."
1 posted on 07/05/2013 8:58:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 5?


2 posted on 07/05/2013 8:58:59 AM PDT by Mr. Impatient (Even French people think I stink.)
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To: Mr. Impatient

In. WooHoo!


3 posted on 07/05/2013 8:59:56 AM PDT by Hoodat (BENGHAZI - 4 KILLED, 2 MIA)
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To: Lucky9teen

Woo-Hoo! Single Digits!


4 posted on 07/05/2013 8:59:58 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Lucky9teen

YAYNESS FOR SILLINESS!!


5 posted on 07/05/2013 9:00:23 AM PDT by Old Sarge (My "KMA List" is growing daily...)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top Ten! Woohoo!

6 posted on 07/05/2013 9:02:06 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOO TGIF!


7 posted on 07/05/2013 9:04:04 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10 ?? Me?????????????

Gosh, sometimes it is good to be late


8 posted on 07/05/2013 9:05:36 AM PDT by llevrok (We are in a new Cold War. At home.)
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To: Lucky9teen

BTTT


9 posted on 07/05/2013 9:06:00 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

The “other” thread is here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3039420/posts


10 posted on 07/05/2013 9:07:19 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Lucky9teen

Happy 2013th birthday??? OMG. I will feel a sense of relief when I see that wave of nuclear missles streaking across the sky someday...


11 posted on 07/05/2013 9:08:54 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: Lucky9teen

The technology in the new supercars is amazing ...

12 posted on 07/05/2013 9:10:38 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

“What happened?” she asks anxiously.

“What happened!! I’ll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found ? Yes, your daughter, my Jean, with a naked guy in our bed! This is unforgiveable, the end of our marriage. I’m done. I’m leaving forever!”

“Calm down, calm down!” says his mother-in-law. “There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I’ll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened.”

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

“I told you there must be a simple explanation .....she didn’t receive your E-mail!”


13 posted on 07/05/2013 9:11:25 AM PDT by llevrok (We are in a new Cold War. At home.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Whatever we are voting on.... you win.


14 posted on 07/05/2013 9:13:05 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohoo!!!


15 posted on 07/05/2013 9:14:17 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

16 posted on 07/05/2013 9:15:15 AM PDT by red-dawg
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

It's all uphill from here...




CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST


17 posted on 07/05/2013 9:19:45 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen
Well, I'll just repost this on the official thread since the unofficial thread has gone by the wayside:

Stopped for dinner in Anniston, Alabama the other day and here's what I saw:

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I went around and read the other side of the sign if anyone needs a translation. For the record "weekley" is spelled the same and there is a space in the middle of "wel come" on both sides.

18 posted on 07/05/2013 9:25:28 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
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To: Lucky9teen

If you want to drive safe on the Fourth, don’t buy a fifth on the 3rd.


19 posted on 07/05/2013 9:42:08 AM PDT by imardmd1
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To: Lucky9teen

The Entrance Exam

When I was young and my intent was to go to medical school, the entrance exam included several questions that would determine eligibility. One of the questions was “Rearrange the letters P N E S I —to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when erect.”

Those who spelled ‘spine’ became Doctors. The rest ended up in Congress.


20 posted on 07/05/2013 9:44:16 AM PDT by Twotone (Marte Et Clypeo)
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