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Arctic expedition to highlight global warming brings guns to fight off polar bears
Daily Caller ^ | 7/3/2013 | Michael Bastasch

Posted on 07/04/2013 7:51:29 AM PDT by rktman

In an effort to highlight the effects of global warming, an Irish-Canadian team plans to cross the arctic’s Northwest Passage in a rowboat while armed with rubber bullets to ward off polar bears.

The team will also carry shotguns to kill the animals if necessary.

“They are the only animal out there that will actively hunt down a human being,” said seasoned adventurer Kevin Vallely, who is part of the rowing expedition which will take about 80 days and traverse the distance between Inuvik in Canada’s Northwest Territories and Pond Inlet, Nunavut.

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They better take some hot sauce too so the bears can spice up their delicious meal of AGW believers. Although, with the huge decrease (not!) in polar bear populations, they'll probably never even see one. If they do they'll have to change their onesies. "It's so warm that the uniform of the day will be shorts and t-shirts. Bring plenty of sunscreen."
1 posted on 07/04/2013 7:51:29 AM PDT by rktman
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But what about the whales? Do they have a plan in case they come to face to face with one?? I would suggest taking off and nuking it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


2 posted on 07/04/2013 7:53:07 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (21st century. I'm not a fan.)
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“They might have to kill them to prove the reason to save them....”

Said Nancy


3 posted on 07/04/2013 7:53:38 AM PDT by hadaclueonce (dont worry about Mexico, put the fence around kalifornia.)
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Bringing a shotgun to kill a bear? That’s like throwing bricks into the Grand Canyon.


4 posted on 07/04/2013 7:56:22 AM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: hadaclueonce

They might find the The Franklin Expedition: 1845-1859


5 posted on 07/04/2013 7:57:32 AM PDT by molson209
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Bwahahaha!!

But...but...I thought the polar bears were “endangered” and the melting ice...and...and..the lack of food...and..and...

Bunch of friggin’ morons.


6 posted on 07/04/2013 8:03:08 AM PDT by Thorliveshere (Tais deau sá taghdedaul!)
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Bringing a shotgun to kill a bear? That’s like throwing bricks into the Grand Canyon.

Not with proper ammo. If they're carrying a 12 gauge loaded with slugs, they're well armed against the threat of a polar bear.

7 posted on 07/04/2013 8:09:59 AM PDT by Kip Russell
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“They are the only animal out there that will actively hunt down a human being,” said seasoned adventurer Kevin Vallely

Apparently, Kevin has never heard of lions or tigers. "Seasoned" my eye...

8 posted on 07/04/2013 8:09:59 AM PDT by Kip Russell
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“The team will also carry shotguns to kill the animals if necessary.”

Probably with bird shot! Perhaps with rifled slugs they might have a chance but nonetheless for anything I would encounter out in the Polar region, I want nothing less than a 375HandH.


9 posted on 07/04/2013 8:12:51 AM PDT by Mouton (108th MI Group.....68-71)
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Northwest Passage in a rowboat while armed with rubber bullets to ward off polar bears.

Rubber bullets? LOL...that will just piss them off...

10 posted on 07/04/2013 8:13:17 AM PDT by Popman (Godlessness is always the first step to the concentration camp.)
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Seasoned as in “pass the Tony Chachere’s and some of that McIlhenney’s Tobasco too.” I believe that wolves will actively track your butt down and eat you too. Sounds like these asshats were edumacated in Dumbassistan.


11 posted on 07/04/2013 8:17:06 AM PDT by rktman (Inergalactic background checks? King hussein you're first up.)
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To: Popman

Or “How To Piss Off a Polar Bear In One Easy Lesson”. Gives a whole new meaning to the term “Manwhich”. LOL!


12 posted on 07/04/2013 8:18:48 AM PDT by rktman (Inergalactic background checks? King hussein you're first up.)
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***Apparently, Kevin has never heard of lions or tigers. “Seasoned” my eye... ***

He needs to read some of Capstick’s books. DEATH IN THE LONG GRASS, MANEATERS.

Along with MANEATERS OF TSAVO and MAN EATERS OF KUMAON.


13 posted on 07/04/2013 8:19:03 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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Um Kevin, what about grizzly bears (ask Timothy Treadwell. Oh, nevermind, he and his girlfriend are bear scat now.

What about wolves? There was an interesting incident just a week or so ago in Banff National Park where a wolf tried catching a motorcyclist.

Even black bears have been known to hunt humans.

Mr. Vallely, your “adventures” evidently don’t include much in the way of wild predators.

Gaia protect you, because I get the impression you’re a member of the church of algore.


14 posted on 07/04/2013 8:21:05 AM PDT by Don W (Know what you WANT. Know what you NEED. Know the DIFFERENCE!)
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...an Irish-Canadian team plans to cross the arctic’s Northwest Passage in a rowboat

A rowboat ?

15 posted on 07/04/2013 8:21:56 AM PDT by Popman (Godlessness is always the first step to the concentration camp.)
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16 posted on 07/04/2013 8:22:30 AM PDT by DManA
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Most adult female grizzlies weigh 130–200 kg (290–440 lb), while adult males weigh on average 180–360 kg (400–790 lb).
A male polar bear weighs around 350–700 kg (770–1,500 lb), while an adult female is about half that size.

Shotgun seems to be a pretty short range weapon to TRY to kill a freight train coming at you at 25 mph. And the bear CAN run in snow...

17 posted on 07/04/2013 8:33:49 AM PDT by bigheadfred (barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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And, they have no problem swimming in open water (from the pictures with the ice flows photo shopped out) and even diving down a little bit too. Be a pity if they were to turn the row boat over and dump their yummy dinner in the sub-tropical waters of the arctic ocean. Why it’s almost like a tropical vacation. LOL!


18 posted on 07/04/2013 8:49:18 AM PDT by rktman (Inergalactic background checks? King hussein you're first up.)
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Rubber bullets? LOL...that will just piss them off...

Exactly! Think Mongo on Blazing Saddles.

19 posted on 07/04/2013 9:04:15 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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I wonder if these are the same ass clowns that sank the old Russian derelict cruise ship (MS Explorer) in Antarctica in 2007 causing a massive diesel and oil spill?


20 posted on 07/04/2013 9:24:07 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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