[JoeProBono]

[BBB333]

Art Bell accidently glued his lips shut while on air one night in the 90’s.

A very funny show...

[NotYourAverageDhimmi]

Suddenly, loads of guys got an idea of how to deal with their nagging wife.

[BwanaNdege]

I use two different eye drops for glaucoma, “blue top” and “purple top”. I make sure that my “red top” similar size/shape super glue bottle is far, far away!

Ruin your whole day!

[ScottinVA]

Frantically trying to pull her lips apart, she phoned 111 ''but couldn't speak. All I could do was grunt''.

"So they mistook me for a liberal and hung up."

[bmwcyle]

What kills first? Lack of talking or food?

[JRandomFreeper]

Never mix up the Icy-Hot with the KY in the dark.

/johnny

[afraidfortherepublic]

We stopped in to see friends one Christmas and found the wife screaming hysterically and her husband laughing. She had glued herself to a brick wall wall putting up Christmas garlands with Super Glue. Her (seemingly) unconcerned husband said to leave her there because then “the children would know where to find her”.

My husband said that he could release her and opened his pocket knife. She really began to scream then, and I could barely contain myself laughing. My (engineer) husband knew that if you slipped the blade of the knife at the edge of the bond and gave a quick twist that you would break the bond.

It worked, and she was released in a jiffy, unhurt (except for her dignity).

[Lakeshark]

This is suspicious, reminding me of Darks nefarious work; could he have switched the labels on the bottles? He's going to plead innocent, don't believe him........

:-)

[exit82]

Strange.

Krazy glue never works on things I try to repair.

[Marcella]

I had a patient for counseling who told me what happened to her. She was driving and stopped long enough to reach down for her eye drops and put drops in her eye, but it was super glue instead. She said the pain was horrible and the eye was glued shut - she got to the hospital as fast as she could. She did not lose her eye.

Don’t think smart and wealthy people don’t do things like that. This woman was smart and very wealthy but she still used super glue instead of eye drops.

[Ditter]

Didn’t someone glue someone else to a toilet seat? Did I read that or just think about doing it to someone I can’t stand?

[Sacajaweau]

Hey Grandma...What would grandpa say??

My mom somehow got the car stuck in the garage once....like almost sideways. Mom said she was crying when she finally asked my dad for help.

Dad took over and got it out. He never said a word after just went in the house.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

During the Q and A part at the end of the “The Carol Burnett Show,” an audience member asked Harvey Korman if Tim Conway was that funny in real life, outside the show. Harvey said he went to visit Tim at his house just after Crazy Glue came out. He said that Tim had manged to glue himself to just about everything.

[GreenHornet]

The incident was sparked after she woke to apply some cold sore cream, kept in a drawer at her St Kilda flat. Without turning on a light, she saw the yellow label of what she believed was the cream and ''thought that's it' and went back to sleep''.

It's a good thing she wasn't reaching for a tube of Preparation H.

[bigbob]

Good thing she didn’t have hemmoroids

[central_va]

To bad this wasn’t about Hillary.

[SamAdams76]

If this happened back in say, 1982, nobody would know about this except the woman, her doctor and a few close family members.

Thanks to the Internet, this poor woman has the entire world laughing at her and when her descendants pull her name up in the future, her entire life will be defined by this one incident. She will forever be "Super Glue Lady". Hopefully she has a sense of humor about it all.

[TexasCajun]

Best sleep grandpa has had in years!