Bring back Jeanette Goldstein (Pvt. Vazques from ‘Aliens’ and young John Connor’s evil robot step mom in ‘Terminator 2’) as the house mother.
Or Connie Sellecca from ‘The Greatest American Hero’.
Better than that - do a remake of “It’s A Wonderful Life” where Bert and Ernie are a “couple” (trivia - where Bert and Ernie’s name came from for Sesame Street)