[BO Stinkss]

Rude man? Looks like a proud man to me.

[tpmintx]

The ultimate crop circle.

[tumblindice]

This calls for a rude limerick.

[teeman8r]

there was a rude man from cerne
who’s nipples were crooked we’d learn
his head was so small,
his phallus so tall,
his club didn’t quite earn the term.

[Revolting cat!]

The Rude Man of Cerne
On hillside was burned
Without a shirt
Carved into dirt
But where it counted was firm

[AnAmericanMother]

He's quite recent -- much too realistic (e.g. feet are shown in a 3/4 view).

This is what a real Bronze Age chalk outline looks like:

White Horse of Uffington

"For the White Horse knew England,
When there was none to know.
He saw the first oar break or bend,
He saw heaven fall and the world end,
O God, how long ago."

- G.K. Chesterton

[foxpro2]

inappropriately erect phallus

Who decides these things?

[FroggyTheGremlim]

It’s Bill Clinton!

[Manic_Episode]

There once was a man from Cerne
For the love of a woman he did yearn
He said "Hubba hubba
My name is Bubba
Where can I find an intern?"

[Joe 6-pack]

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

There was once a young man from Britain,
with whom all the young girls were smitten.
He had big junk,
he wasn’t a punk,
And all the young ladies he was hittin’.

[shibumi]

And now a word
From the First Runner-up
In the Londo Mollari
Look-alike Contest