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To: BO Stinkss

This calls for a rude limerick.


5 posted on 06/21/2013 9:51:35 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: tumblindice

I once saw The Rude Man of Cerne
With a look that was suitably stern
Said “Look at his head!’
“Not that one!” I said
And she said “I’m waiting my turn!”


6 posted on 06/21/2013 10:07:04 AM PDT by rlmorel (Silence: The New Hate Speech)
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To: tumblindice
 We went to the Rude Man of Cerne
Great lust in our minds it did churn
the women would gawk
"see, it is only chalk, 
'twas hardly worth waiting our turn."

13 posted on 06/21/2013 10:36:17 AM PDT by fish hawk (no tyrant can remain in power without the consent and cooperation of his victims.)
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To: tumblindice

LOL, see what you started?


18 posted on 06/21/2013 2:47:29 PM PDT by rlmorel (Silence: The New Hate Speech)
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To: tumblindice

He’s out and about in old Blighty
Tight whities are nowhere in sighty
He points to the sky
Heads always held high
We laugh but he’s banged Aphrodite


31 posted on 06/22/2013 8:08:42 PM PDT by Yardstick
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