To: tumblindice
I once saw The Rude Man of Cerne
With a look that was suitably stern
Said “Look at his head!’
“Not that one!” I said
And she said “I’m waiting my turn!”
6 posted on
06/21/2013 10:07:04 AM PDT by
rlmorel
(Silence: The New Hate Speech)
To: rlmorel
8 posted on
06/21/2013 10:10:17 AM PDT by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
To: rlmorel
A rude dude who was hung like a horse
Is first choice with the ladies, of course.
..They long for a dong
..That can bong a huge gong
So this dude is the choice they endorse.
9 posted on
06/21/2013 10:12:02 AM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: rlmorel
That fellow from Cerne was quite rude,
As he paraded about in the nude.
People all loved to talk
About his club made of chalk,
And how that thing did protrude!
22 posted on
06/21/2013 5:05:14 PM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: rlmorel
There once was a rude man from Cerne.
For whom all the young lasses yearned.
Of his pud made of chalk
The lasses would talk.
And how he made their nether parts burn.
26 posted on
06/21/2013 8:54:04 PM PDT by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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