Prostitute: "Eight dollars? Eight dollars?"
That’s a hell of a first date.
Tree will be back begging!
We had a case like that here about 25 years ago.
Turned out there was a softball team full of Lesbians who hung out at a particular bar, and liked to amuse themselves by picking-up guys and rolling them. One of the better looking ones would go meet a guy in a straight bar (often foreign students from the universities) and offer to have sex with him. She’d take him to a wooded area out by the airport where one of her buddies would be waiting with a gun. They’d take everything he had, leave him there naked and go back to the bar for a good laugh.
Apparently they never got reported because the guys did not want to admit to being rolled by a couple of girls. Until one day something went awry and they shot and killed a guy from Turkey. Both doing life in prison, I believe.
“recently met at a convenience store”
What a sap.
So meeting in a 7-11 and agreeing to get together for some prostitution is a “date?”
Prostitute: "Eight dollars? Eight dollars?"
“recently met at a convenience store”
Well they say two is company but ‘Tree’ is a crowd—and how.
Anything you want to share?
Prune that Tree!
Shaun: Hey baby. You give me some serious wood.
Tree: Well, OK
(Lights go out as Shaun falls....)
Man, I used to hate that when it happened.........
That sounds like one hell of a successful date!
Not a promising beginning, I’ll grant you, but they’ll do fine together now that the ice is broken. Remember, relationships have to be worked on in order to succeed.
Looking at a picture of the victim it is obvious that he could be found on any given day nude and disoriented by the side of the road. All without his climbing a “Tree.”
I think that I shall never see
A person lovely as my Tree.
A Tree whose thirsty mouth is up
Against a giant Slurpee cup;
A Tree that sees a big bear claw
And slips it down inside her bra;
A Tree that says to meet her where
Two men and we a ride can share;
Into whose car I get right in,
And that is when the games begin.
Such dates are made by fools like me,
But none so odd as that with Tree.
"Funny, she didn't look Entish." --Shaun Paul Williams
We’ve all had first dates that left us feeling in a similar fashion:
Robbed - check, if it was a really nice restaurant
Nude - sometimes......hopefully
Beaten - well, if that is your gig; who am I to judge?!?