[nickcarraway]

It doesn't say whether or not he plans on a second date.

[skeeter]

I learned early never to urinate in public on the first date.

[Yossarian]

Still: cheaper and less painful than a divorce....

[driftdiver]

well he got screwed on a first date, he should be thankful

[manc]

I’m the county to the north next to Flagler county and that county has tuned into a cess pit of yankee liberals, non speakers moving there, infact I have to go there tomorrow , a place called palm coast and hate going there .

[LongWayHome]

Looks like “Tree” laid the wood to him.

[meatloaf]

I’d say he was dumber than (a) Tree.

[Revolting cat!]

Damn Tree hugger!

[Da Coyote]

He went out on a limb to date her.

[21twelve]

“Williams told deputies he stepped out of the car to urinate, and then was hit in the face twice, with a metal object.”

Well, if it had been my sister, I would have perhaps done a similar thing to the jerk. (Punched him anyways). Take his wallet and clothes too - but then look at his DL and leave the stuff at his front door.

Probably wouldn’t need to leave a note saying “Don’t try to date my sister again.”

[Revolting cat!]

“Officer, a Tree fell on me!”

[3Fingas]

Moral of this story:

Never look for love in a 7-11.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Judging from the various mugshots of Mr. Shaun Paul Williams, he is a frequent flyer with the police. Now we learn he is also unlucky in love.

http://i.imgur.com/hEPeWe3.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/21wglo4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ZUIDEHH.jpg

[Pan_Yan]

So he’s got her phone number and unless they met at the only convenience store in North America without cameras we’ll soon get to see the mug shots of “Tree,” “Shrub” and “Hedge.”

[rightwingcrazy]

“Left Beaten, Robbed and Nude During First Date”

Hate when that happens.

[Norm Lenhart]

In Vegas you gotta pay extra for the kinky stuff.

Well that’s what I heard...

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

And why was he dating a woman named “Tree” in the first place?

[tflabo]

What kind of tree is she? Probably like a Cedar-—that is ‘see da’ man and rob him and ‘leave’ him bare like the branches in January.

[headsonpikes]

They really don’t seem to raise ‘em too smart in Florida.

It is amazing how many haywire sagas are datelined Florida.

Is it the lack of winter-kill?

[b4its2late]

A nut doesn’t fall far from the tree...

[ansel12]

It is better to have this happen while dating, than after marriage.