To: rightwingintelligentsia
“Is this a bribe?”
No.
A bribe would be Jack Daniels.
2 posted on
06/18/2013 9:37:59 AM PDT by
cuban leaf
(Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Is Omar a “Devout” Muslim?
3 posted on
06/18/2013 9:38:34 AM PDT by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
How do you get drunk on Miller Lite without bursting? Or, perhaps more to the point, who would want to?
4 posted on
06/18/2013 9:39:17 AM PDT by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Well, at least he wasn’t drinking beer. BTT
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Officer, hold my beer while I look for my license.
6 posted on
06/18/2013 9:40:18 AM PDT by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
7 posted on
06/18/2013 9:41:00 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Prosecutors said the behavior by Omar Medina, 26, isn't surprising. They said he habitually drives without his license and this is his fourth arrest for an alcohol-related driving offense investigation.He's been charged with felony DUI.
Nobody thought about how absurd this statement was? This is his 4th arrest? We have to wait until he kills someone before he gets a few years in jail to sober up. Then everyone will scratch their head and talk about how inexplicable the tragedy is.
"Boss, we cut that board three times and it's still too short. What should we do to fix this?"
8 posted on
06/18/2013 9:41:18 AM PDT by
Tenacious 1
(If the government told us to expect rain, I'd schedule an outdoor wedding.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
To: rightwingintelligentsia
"I asked him for his driver's license and he handed me the can of Miller Lite," Lorette wrote Cop was an ingrate....never refuse a free beer - EVER!
11 posted on
06/18/2013 9:45:36 AM PDT by
Gaffer
To: rightwingintelligentsia
It’s gonna make a dandy Super Bowl commercial
To: rightwingintelligentsia
"Omar became combative and said he was an assassin for the US Government," I believe that. Señor Omar and millions of his kind are slowly killing this nation.
14 posted on
06/18/2013 9:53:28 AM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Tactical Awareness. Use your brain. Then bring the pain.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
At least the officer didn’t shoot him for feeling threatened by a beer can.
15 posted on
06/18/2013 9:55:53 AM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Tastes great. Less filling.
16 posted on
06/18/2013 10:04:59 AM PDT by
Flag_This
(Real presidents don't bow.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Didn’t anyone tell him that REAL MEN DON’T DRINK LITE BEER? He dissed the cop, big time! < /sarc >
19 posted on
06/18/2013 10:24:34 AM PDT by
JimRed
(Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed &water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW & FOREVER!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I pulled up on scene to a concrete truck rollover to see the driver inside standing on the right door finishing his beer.
He wasn’t hurt and didn’t manage to crush any other people.
Never heard if he got a DWI or was was just trying to not have an open container, but you have to admire someone for not wasting a beer. (^;
22 posted on
06/18/2013 11:00:22 AM PDT by
Clay Moore
("In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." Napoleon Bonaparte)
To: Slings and Arrows
Hold my beer and watch this ping!
23 posted on
06/18/2013 11:03:39 AM PDT by
Clay Moore
("In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." Napoleon Bonaparte)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Wild Turkey 101 is what you hand the cop. I keep a spare bottle in my truck’s refrigerator just for such occasions.
27 posted on
06/18/2013 4:19:20 PM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(To stay calm during these tumultuous times, I take Damitol. Ask your Doctor if it's right for you.)
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