He's been charged with felony DUI.
Nobody thought about how absurd this statement was? This is his 4th arrest? We have to wait until he kills someone before he gets a few years in jail to sober up. Then everyone will scratch their head and talk about how inexplicable the tragedy is.
"Boss, we cut that board three times and it's still too short. What should we do to fix this?"
Probably on that ‘do not deport’ list like Uncle Omar.