Posted on 06/17/2013 4:03:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway
According to PPP — the YOLO-est of all the pollsters — 56 percent of Americans think a bear would win a fight against a shark, while 44 percent picked the shark. The setting of the fight was not specified, but presumably we are to assume water shallow enough for the bear to stand but deep enough for the shark to swim, otherwise the question would be kind of absurd. Anyway, here is someone who has thought more about this than you have.
a pissed off unarmed patriot or an arrogant armed liberal ?
Of course MY answer is the pissed off patriot.
What if the bear and the shark were each riding on the backs of eagles?
Does the author know that bears can swim underwater?
This is why you play for homefield advantage. Clearly, the home team would win this fight.....no way around it.
What if the shark had a frickin’ laser on top of its’ head?
What if the bear’s gun was taken away and the shark had a laser on his head?
What if one had a swarm of hornets coming out it’s mouth, and the other has a swarm of wasps?
Probably not. The later would call the police to arrest the former, then have him audited and SWATed.
I don’t know but I will bet a Jet can beat a Shark.
There are sharks and bears of various sizes, which seems reasonably relevant.
What if the shark had lasers coming out of its eyes, and the bear had lightning bolts?
The right to arm bears - it’s in the constitution!
Why bother debating something that could be so easily answered? It isn’t like there’s a shortage of sharks or bears.
European or African? Laden or unladen?
The thing is, the bear has paws to hold chainsaws, and the shark has only its mouth. At 200 feet deep in the ocean, I’ll go with the shark, in a cave in the Rockies at 6000 feet, I’d lean toward the bear. The only fair thing to do is to find a neutral environment - toss them out of a helicopter with parachutes on and see which one wins by the time they hit the ground.
What if the shark had been trained to kill by Chuck Norris, and the bear could shoot rockets out of its paws?
From yer first cigarette ‘til yer last dyin’ day.
No contest.
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