[ClearCase_guy]

"Mr. Jefferson, I would like to offer you this job."
"Thank you, sir."
"To celebrate, perhaps we could go out for clam chowder."
"That would be lovely, sir."
"Tell me, Mr. Jefferson, do you usually put anything on your clam chowder?"
"Well, perhaps some of those little crackers ..."
"Mr. Jefferson, I have to rescind my job offer immediaely. Your racist comment and your name calling will not be tolerated at my firm. Good day to you."

[oblomov]

Aren’t clams racist (i.e. haram) as well?

[man_in_tx]

“Well, perhaps some of those little crackers ...”

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Hilarious!

[MarkL]

"Tell me, Mr. Jefferson, do you usually put anything on your clam chowder?"

"Well, perhaps some of those little crackers ..."

Not meaning to hijack the thread, but this is what I'm having for dinner... As someone who likes their clam chowda a bit spicier, there's NOTHING better than Cheese-Its Tabasco flavored crackers in the chowda (OK, "chowder" for the rest of you!)

Mark