[KittenClaws]

This post is about cryptic messages we may send, and what would they mean.

For enjoyment if you have the heart.

[Fast Moving Angel]

BFLR ... this is gonna be a good thread ;-)

[Mortrey]

“Good Cornflakes, Mzzz McDonough.”

[ThomasThomas]

The chair was against the wall, we batted left handed and they couldn’t strike out and we still won. We never had food fights when they severed tater tots.

[Cvengr]

Wound my heart with a monotonous languor,....Wound my heart with a monotonous languor,

[Deathtomarxists]

This Sumter day begins with pain
Tis the price.to pay to gain
Evolution resolves that day
To make a splash with flaming haze

The hut flambays at midnight
Well done, extra crispy, original recipe

[mylife]

It's a man's life, in the BDA

[Joe 6-pack]

[skully]

Galt’s Gulch is beautiful this time of year.

The roses have no thorns...repeat... the roses have no thorns.

[exit82]

“I didn’t have any corn.”

“Mongo just pawn in the game of life.”

“Penny. Penny. Penny.”

[Billthedrill]

I don’t think that deliberately trying to cloud the Internetz with phony Abdul are you there text is really addressing the I have the detonators Achmed problem. I mean, at some point kill the infidel kill kill kill for Allah the guys at the NSA are going to be applying filters to this sort of all of them must die blow up the Civic Center tonight thing. So before you go messing with the federal anthrax botulism ricin in the water supply government, you have to consider that they are, after all, looking out for our I shall have the suicide belts ready for the Mariachi band welfare. Relax. Our government is looking after our poison gas at Yankee stadium best interest and we really need to just let them cut the heads of the unbelievers off with a rusty dagger protect us as they are so capable of doing. Abu bin Drill out.

[NonValueAdded]

Ice cream has no bones

[KarlInOhio]

Molasses tomorrow will bring forth cognac.

“East wind rain” (“Higashi no kaze ame”)

[Linda Frances]

The dishwasher is full. Please empty it.

[ctdonath2]

When first waking from open heart surgery, I told my wife “I want you to remember a word and tell me it later: fishmonger.”

She freaked, wondering what secret password I was telling her and whether I would survive.
I later explained I wanted some way to later know that I was in fact awake at that time. If I didn’t remember the incident, I’d know I was conscious (even if I forgot) because that was one word she’d never think of repeating back to me. See, there was a time when I had been sedated before, unable to remember anything of it but something the docs said made me sure I had been awake thru the procedure. I figured waking up after having been dead was a good time to make sure I could remember it somehow.

[skully]

Share a bacon sandwich with my dog Mohammed.

[Hardraade]

The empty chair is against the wall of China.

[Linda Frances]

Be sure to get the coffee cup out of the dishwasher before it cools down.

[dfwgator]

Can I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

[Revolting cat!]

The vertebral silence indisposes the licit sail.

[Kirkwood]

May I have ten thousand marbles, please?