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Couple Too Terrified to Use Own Bathroom After Rat Appears in Toilet
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| Tuesday 11 Jun 2013
Posted on 06/12/2013 12:23:51 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
Couple Too Terrified to Use Own Bathroom After Rat Appears in Toilet I had an experience regarding a rat and a toilet which was reminiscent of the scene from the movie Alien where the monster pops out of the guy's chest.
Suffice it to say, don't let your toilet pipes become dry for any lengthy period of time.
If that does occur, refill the system with water, and flush the toilet several times WITH THE LID CLOSED.
Once you finally are ready to lift the lid, it might also be a good idea to be holding a baseball bat, Japanese bayonet, or some such implement, should the necessity arise of battling the rather large sewer rat which bursts forth from the bowels of the toilet, in a manner very reminiscent of the aforementioned scene from the movie Alien...
Additionally, after relating this experience to a friend, he told me of a friend of his who experienced a similar problem while sitting on the toilet, and who forever afterwards paranoically carried with him some kind of grating which was intended to preclude such a situation ever arising again!
Just some friendly advice...
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posted on
06/12/2013 12:37:26 AM PDT
by
sargon
(I don't like the sound of these here Boncentration Bamps!)
To: sargon
Would you say the rat was Biden his time?
To: sargon
add antifreeze to toilet tank
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posted on
06/12/2013 12:53:14 AM PDT
by
devolve
(----- ----- ----- it is not illegal if I do it ----- ----- -----)
To: devolve
Bleach would also do the job - plus leave it sparkly clean!
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posted on
06/12/2013 12:54:58 AM PDT
by
djf
(Rich widows: My Bitcoin address is... 1ETDmR4GDjwmc9rUEQnfB1gAnk6WLmd3n6)
To: sargon
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posted on
06/12/2013 1:09:45 AM PDT
by
Amberdawn
To: nickcarraway
Why is the water level in the bowl so low?
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posted on
06/12/2013 1:16:00 AM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: djf
Bleach would also do the job - plus leave it sparkly clean! No dirty rat.
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posted on
06/12/2013 1:35:47 AM PDT
by
Oztrich Boy
("New Yorks Finest" are now "The Untouchables")
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
06/12/2013 2:40:05 AM PDT
by
fso301
To: sargon
Once you finally are ready to lift the lid, it might also be a good idea to be holding a baseball bat, Japanese bayonet, or some such implement, should the necessity arise of battling the rather large sewer rat which bursts forth from the bowels of the toilet, in a manner very reminiscent of the aforementioned scene from the movie Alien... ♫ ♩ "Roland, the headless sewer rodent..." ♬♪
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posted on
06/12/2013 2:58:18 AM PDT
by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: nickcarraway
And to think I have always had a fear of snakes coming up and biting my rump.
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posted on
06/12/2013 3:03:25 AM PDT
by
autumnraine
(America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
To: autumnraine
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posted on
06/12/2013 3:33:56 AM PDT
by
FrdmLvr
(culture, language, borders)
To: Riley
...still on the run from VanOwen...
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posted on
06/12/2013 3:48:09 AM PDT
by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum -- "The Taliban is inside the building")
To: nickcarraway
The whiskers tickle my bumm
To: Tainan
“You can still see his headless body wrigglin’ through the pipes,
In a pasty flash of Margaret’s ample bum...
In a pasty flash of Margaret’s ample bum.”
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posted on
06/12/2013 4:12:05 AM PDT
by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: nickcarraway
good heavens. i’m sure seeing a rat was rather disturbing....but holy heck. this is a really unflattering picture of the couple!
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posted on
06/12/2013 4:13:47 AM PDT
by
ZinGirl
(kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
To: autumnraine
> And to think I have always had a fear of snakes coming up and biting my rump.
Odd that you mention snakes.
When I was 9, there actually was a snake in our toilet.
And being a 9 year old boy, I thought that I could catch it.
It turned out to be a water mocasin and it bit me on the hand.
That day I learned about snake bite antivenom and tetanus shots. I was the first snakebite case in Anne Arundel County, Maryland in 28 years.
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posted on
06/12/2013 4:17:51 AM PDT
by
BuffaloJack
(Gun Control is the Key to totalitarianism and genocide.)
To: Riley
Well played...very well played...(golf clap)
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posted on
06/12/2013 4:23:37 AM PDT
by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum -- "The Taliban is inside the building")
To: nickcarraway
Use a cherry bomb! Rats HATE them.
To: nickcarraway
I’m sure that rats like to eat nuts. Yikes
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posted on
06/12/2013 4:36:33 AM PDT
by
RadiationRomeo
(Step into my mind and glimpse the madness that is me)
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