Posted on 06/07/2013 1:49:37 PM PDT by EveningStar
Proving again that golfers are the most volatile and violent athletes, a Michigan man was arrested yesterday after allegedly breaking a club over another duffer’s arm during a scoring argument.
Glenn Lott, 59, was jailed yesterday for felony aggravated assault with a weapon following the confrontation at the Westwynd Golf Course in Oakland Township outside Detroit.
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Never bring a tee to a club fight.
Uh, I said 'gophers', Carl!
Oh, ok, now that makes sense.
Ping.
Glenn Lott, 59 Drake U and drafted by the Buffalo Bills in 1975 but never played in the NFL....
“outside Detroit.”
Funny how two words define the entire incident and explain the makeup of the ‘partners’.
Laughing and crying...
This’ll make his handicap soar!
In the old days we duffers would just throw our clubs in the lake —
...”poor little Pinkus” (from Seinfeld)
Congress should ban all golf clubs immediately!
That is a bad round of golf.
So “Ping” is a one word joke in this thread.
Tiger Woods wife is probably thinking of the opportunity costs of the 2010 incident.
That is what happens to you when you scrape one away that is outside the leather.
Tried that. The Lady of the Lake threw them back. Eventually gave them away at a garage sale. No buyers, but at least didn’t have to pay to get rid of them. No tears when they left for their new home either. Relaxing sport, my big white hairy butt....
Full-contact, MMA Golf?
Got kind of a Reality-TV ring to it...
Hey! A&E! You listening?
“Okay, already...it’s a gimme. Pick it up.”
Some of these guys play for a lot of money.
Get up and 'play' anyway! Now imagine how bad it would be if you loved the 'sport' and ordered not to play....Lott, who lives about a mile from the golf course and ordered not to play golf. Life is good, go play!
Hmmm. Maybe he has a gambling problem, it would explain the rage.
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