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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: no-to-illegals; Monkey Face

Crickets are everywhere.

I’ll still be driving Jamie’s son to camp in the morning, along with Vlad, but that’s not running into conflicts with swimming. Whew.


561 posted on 06/12/2013 9:51:28 AM PDT by Tax-chick (More open defiance is needed.)
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To: Tax-chick

watch out for them spooks.


562 posted on 06/12/2013 10:04:40 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Tax-chick

The exterminator comes to the complex about every 6-8 weeks, and even this far away from the last spraying, I may find critters, but they are always dead. The cricket was the exception, and he came in from the neighbor. I don’t know how that works, because even if an apartment is vacant, it gets sprayed.

At any rate, I used the last of the Black Flag, and finally isolated the sound, so I was able to spray and kill it...it was under a bookcase.

It would seem that it isn’t the taking that is the conflict, but the picking up. So I’m glad you have things taken care of that way. Your life is busy enough!


563 posted on 06/12/2013 10:18:53 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Obama is either clueless & should resign, or he knows what's going on & should be impeached. fb)
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To: Monkey Face

*tagline*


564 posted on 06/12/2013 11:35:39 AM PDT by Monkey Face (You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. ~ Joseph Goebbels / Barack Obama)
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To: JoeProBono

Happy Birthday Joe,
Hope it’s going well for you! :)


565 posted on 06/12/2013 12:15:26 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: moose07

Thanks man.

Age is both a blessing and a curse.


566 posted on 06/12/2013 12:22:31 PM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: Monkey Face
"NSA said so!"

They would have put it something like this:

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567 posted on 06/12/2013 12:24:08 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: JoeProBono

Dang! I totally spaced that entire segment of thread!

*slapping hands*

HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY, JOE!!!!


568 posted on 06/12/2013 12:28:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. ~ Joseph Goebbels / Barack Obama)
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To: moose07

And they did, so I had to shoot the little wuzzer with a petroleum product. NOT WD-40, which is mostly fish oil. ;o]


569 posted on 06/12/2013 12:29:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. ~ Joseph Goebbels / Barack Obama)
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To: Monkey Face
On Electric Cars: ...and why do we need to charge them during the day?

Did you actually ask that question?

If electric cars are wide spread, that means Wal*mart USA will be driving them. They will need cars that not only charge during the day, but in 10 minutes.

"Whadda ya mean it can't charge in 10 minutes? I have to be to work in 15! Why didn't I charge it last night? What kinda stupid question is that? I was watching American Idol, then this new show came on called "Ow! My balls!" and I watched that too. Then I got distracted by a bug, then my buddy called and asked me if I want to go down to Muldoon's and shoot some pool. I says "Of course, you know I'm always up for some pool and drinkin'!" So we go and shoot some pool, and start doing shoots with these two divorced chicks from the trailer park. So we wind up back at their place, and I'm makin' good time with the skinnier one when there's this banging at the door. She says "Shoot! Jimmy's back!" and I says "Who's Jimmy?" and she says "My husband, he just got outta jail" and I says "I thought you were divorced?" And she says "Yep, 4 times, but I been married 5!" So I bug outta there with my buddy and we head back home but we stop at Taco Bell on the way and I get some of those tacos with the shells made outta Dorritos - those are awesome - and we got back and I started thinkin' about how my ex cheated on me, so me and my buddy go and post a bunch of naked pictures I took of her on her facebook page, that b*tch!"

"What were we talkin' about?"

570 posted on 06/12/2013 12:39:06 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: Monkey Face; fanfan
Fanfan posted a picture of the dreadful thought that went through my mind when we where discussing 'fire balls'.
Nothing worse than an annoying insect just outside the window.

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7M2ZKVHEHXDMJVQ7IKVMJVJ7GZPEXMJRWWN8KFDYQYXBTZGLPNHPQ27
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Just saving the NSA the trouble...

571 posted on 06/12/2013 12:40:33 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: Monkey Face

572 posted on 06/12/2013 12:41:23 PM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: moose07

John has a long moustache.


573 posted on 06/12/2013 12:41:55 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

It’s started then!


574 posted on 06/12/2013 12:47:43 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: JoeProBono

JOE: Do NOT celebrate so vociferously!!! The beagle is about to BLOW!!!

LOL!


575 posted on 06/12/2013 1:44:11 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. ~ Joseph Goebbels / Barack Obama)
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To: dfwgator; moose07

The pearl is in the river.


576 posted on 06/12/2013 1:44:55 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. ~ Joseph Goebbels / Barack Obama)
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To: dfwgator

Bronco has a wide beard. Bronco has a wide beard.


577 posted on 06/12/2013 1:45:15 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: null and void

The pigeon sits on the roof.


578 posted on 06/12/2013 1:58:06 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. ~ Joseph Goebbels / Barack Obama)
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To: Monkey Face

Goodnight ‘Face :)

The dog is on the lawn...


579 posted on 06/12/2013 2:04:51 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: Monkey Face
going East Bound and Down ... Loaded Up with Bird Shot!
580 posted on 06/12/2013 2:05:00 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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