#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[Tax-chick]

Crickets are everywhere.

I’ll still be driving Jamie’s son to camp in the morning, along with Vlad, but that’s not running into conflicts with swimming. Whew.

[no-to-illegals]

watch out for them spooks.

[Monkey Face]

The exterminator comes to the complex about every 6-8 weeks, and even this far away from the last spraying, I may find critters, but they are always dead. The cricket was the exception, and he came in from the neighbor. I don’t know how that works, because even if an apartment is vacant, it gets sprayed.

At any rate, I used the last of the Black Flag, and finally isolated the sound, so I was able to spray and kill it...it was under a bookcase.

It would seem that it isn’t the taking that is the conflict, but the picking up. So I’m glad you have things taken care of that way. Your life is busy enough!

[Monkey Face]

*tagline*

[moose07]

Happy Birthday Joe,
Hope it’s going well for you! :)

[JoeProBono]

Thanks man.

Age is both a blessing and a curse.

[moose07]

"NSA said so!"

They would have put it something like this:

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[Monkey Face]

Dang! I totally spaced that entire segment of thread!

*slapping hands*

HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY, JOE!!!!

[Monkey Face]

And they did, so I had to shoot the little wuzzer with a petroleum product. NOT WD-40, which is mostly fish oil. ;o]

[null and void]

On Electric Cars: ...and why do we need to charge them during the day?

Did you actually ask that question?

If electric cars are wide spread, that means Wal*mart USA will be driving them. They will need cars that not only charge during the day, but in 10 minutes.

"Whadda ya mean it can't charge in 10 minutes? I have to be to work in 15! Why didn't I charge it last night? What kinda stupid question is that? I was watching American Idol, then this new show came on called "Ow! My balls!" and I watched that too. Then I got distracted by a bug, then my buddy called and asked me if I want to go down to Muldoon's and shoot some pool. I says "Of course, you know I'm always up for some pool and drinkin'!" So we go and shoot some pool, and start doing shoots with these two divorced chicks from the trailer park. So we wind up back at their place, and I'm makin' good time with the skinnier one when there's this banging at the door. She says "Shoot! Jimmy's back!" and I says "Who's Jimmy?" and she says "My husband, he just got outta jail" and I says "I thought you were divorced?" And she says "Yep, 4 times, but I been married 5!" So I bug outta there with my buddy and we head back home but we stop at Taco Bell on the way and I get some of those tacos with the shells made outta Dorritos - those are awesome - and we got back and I started thinkin' about how my ex cheated on me, so me and my buddy go and post a bunch of naked pictures I took of her on her facebook page, that b*tch!"

"What were we talkin' about?"

[moose07]

Fanfan posted a picture of the dreadful thought that went through my mind when we where discussing 'fire balls'.
Nothing worse than an annoying insect just outside the window.

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Just saving the NSA the trouble...

[JoeProBono]

[dfwgator]

John has a long moustache.

[moose07]

It’s started then!

[Monkey Face]

JOE: Do NOT celebrate so vociferously!!! The beagle is about to BLOW!!!

LOL!

[Monkey Face]

The pearl is in the river.

[null and void]

Bronco has a wide beard. Bronco has a wide beard.

[Monkey Face]

The pigeon sits on the roof.

[moose07]

Goodnight ‘Face :)

The dog is on the lawn...

[no-to-illegals]

going East Bound and Down ... Loaded Up with Bird Shot!