Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
N-space hyperthread jump scheduled for later today.
I appreciate your posts, too! You have such a fascinating mind—it must be very crowded in there!
I could skip the yeast cakes: too many Points. I have some tilapia in the freezer to eat with my spinach when I run out of the Cuban Bean Dish.
I mention these matters because the shuttles are set up to be emergency life-boats. They aren't really comfortable for long-duration journeys.
Among other things, there's no artificial gravity when not under thrust, (and thrust is minimized). It takes a hardy voyager to make such trips. Food has to be low on your priority list.
But hey! Why worry about weight-gain in a weightless environment?
That's an excellent point. On the other hand, if it's crowded, smaller size would be a benefit.
You somehow included a typo (probably Darksheare’s fault) in the address. It had “\ on the end of it.
If you go to the 404 screen and remove the last two characters of the addy, you get the thread about morons trying to turn our children into more morons by eliminating spelling and grammar from our “grammar” schools.
Pigs.
I may have to find the hard copy and rescan it. It seems to have disappeared. *sigh*
The tree was quite “different.”
Golly. That poem sounds like me, Bob...*koff-koff*
That DOES look ominous...good kitteh!
Aw, well, if you can’t find it, your description gave me a good picture in my mind’s eye.
I’ll find it. It can’t be too far away! LOL!
Bill is mowing the lawn, in a flourish of complaints. Sigh.
Whoa! Could we have piccies, please? It needs to be recorded for posterity! Bill At Work!
He’s also working on his tan, so he’s not quite decent.
EEP!
Europe? Scotland, maybe?
” But hey! Why worry about weight-gain in a weightless environment? “
That’s what I always say....
I loves tweety birds of all kinds! Ask ‘Face how Stig responded when I tweeted at him.......
Just out of curiosity, have you ever told him about many people crammed into small apartments--the places where the mattresses are occupied in shifts? All of which is related to earning capacity? Which involves (*shudder*) a four-letter word that looks like "word"?
They don't have to be concerned with mowing lawns.
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