Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
that last Nova sure screwed us up.
My pleasure! Writing the reviews is actually a lot of fun.
LOL!
I would not put it past 'Face to try fixing it herself.
Good ... if one wants it done right, that is the way to go.
Is kind of like standing at the loading dock when the trucks rolled up. Won’t know what is there till the doors go up.
Spiders and other insect predators do a service for the world.
There are always spiders and/or webs in our garage. They vacation in the summertime outside, but the
little “snowbugs” return to the garage for the winter.
Woe betide the deer fly or mosquito who ventures into our garage!
When one of them wanders into the house, to protect it from the cats, I capture it and put it in the garage.
Since the one over the kitchen sink is nearly too small to see, I’m sure it is too small to relocate as well.
When we first moved in here, we used to walk into webs in the garage a lot, but the spiders keep them
high now, and we haven’t had spider-web hairdos for several years now. They’re wily little things.
You’re welcome, gentlemen.
Whew ... Thanks ... that must have required a committee meeting.
Was humble the deciding vote?
You’re never alone when you have cheerful arachnid guests.
Have all the meetings you wish. I only worry about the unintended assembly of a critical mass of something-or-other.
me too.
Bob, if it gets too hairy will send out a message before the bigger of bang in plenty of time to escape.
oops, think the committee just went back into session.
No, I’m just jumping around FR a lot today, and FReeping that way makes for chaos and late replies.
Sorry, my friends.
Who is humble?
shucks, thought humble had arrived ... LOL ... fooled me.
LOL ... and many will think it is psycho babble.
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