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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Tax-chick
Good Day to you T-C!
I was informed by a passing Rabbit this morning ,that today is your Birthday!
Happy Birthday T-C!

4,081 posted on 07/22/2013 2:33:27 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: moose07

That’s funny ... I don’t remember sending any message-rabbits. Rabbits are more Darksheare’s thing ... I send a byo.


4,082 posted on 07/22/2013 2:53:14 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Thomas will explain everything.")
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To: Fawn; Mad Dawgg; P-Marlowe

You guys are almost too late for this month’s installment of “The Undead Thread”.

Stay tuned, though. More is coming.


4,083 posted on 07/22/2013 3:49:34 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Modesty compels me to brag only about my modesty, at which I excel.)
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To: moose07
informed by a passing Rabbit

Like this one?


4,084 posted on 07/22/2013 4:53:06 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

4,085 posted on 07/22/2013 5:03:13 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: Fawn

Did you see post 4023? That was the one I meant to ping you to!


4,086 posted on 07/22/2013 5:21:15 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: TheOldLady

I use Biosilk serum and finger comb it first. It’s time consuming.


4,087 posted on 07/22/2013 5:23:27 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: moose07
Oh... THAT kind of rabbit...

Wait a minute...

When did you change your name to Alice?

Honestly... Talking to rabbits.. Next you'll think your cat is grinning at you.

4,088 posted on 07/22/2013 5:24:32 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: moose07

Ooooooh, chocolate! Bless you, my son!


4,089 posted on 07/22/2013 5:29:50 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: NoCmpromiz
I wasn't talking to the Rabbit ,as such.
It banged on the Door and yelled ,TELEGRAM!
Glad you brought my attention to the Cat...He said hi!
4,090 posted on 07/22/2013 5:34:44 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: Silentgypsy
I use Biosilk serum and finger comb it first. It’s time consuming.

I can imagine! I have two brands of silk, and Biosilk is one of them.

The other is the same brand as the keratin spray, CHI - Cationic Hydration Interlink.
4,091 posted on 07/22/2013 5:39:07 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Silentgypsy

LOL, Good evening SG.
Hope all is well with you.
Had a wisdom tooth go ‘Obama’ on Friday.
It was rotten and was kicked out of office.
From normal to dead in three days!
It was cheaper to go private for the extraction, so I did.
£70 Private, £120 NHS.
Plus it was the same day as opposed to next week!


4,092 posted on 07/22/2013 5:41:41 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: Silentgypsy
Did you see post 4023? That was the one I meant to ping you to!

Yeah I missed that--great picture!

4,093 posted on 07/22/2013 5:53:25 PM PDT by Fawn (In a World of Information, Ignorance is a Choice.)
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To: TheOldLady

Does keratin spray repair damaged shafts? I’ve never used it.


4,094 posted on 07/22/2013 6:16:35 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: Silentgypsy

I have noticed that my hair seems bulked up a bit since I started using it about three months ago.


4,095 posted on 07/22/2013 6:18:12 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: moose07

I’m certain you are just as wise without the offending tooth!


4,096 posted on 07/22/2013 6:21:05 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: Tax-chick

Definition of EVERYTHING
1
a : all that exists
b : all that relates to the subject
2
: all that is important {you mean everything to me}
3
: all sorts of other things —used to indicate related but unspecified events, facts, or conditions {all the pains and colds and everything — E. B. White}
See everything defined for English-language learners »
See everything defined for kids »
Examples of EVERYTHING

People will buy everything she paints.
I didn’t agree with everything he said.
What do you buy for the man who has everything?
Tell us everything that happened.
He denied everything about the incident.
She means everything to me.
We’re pretty happy with everything right now.

First Known Use of EVERYTHING
14th century

Definition of EVERYTHING
1
a : all that exists
b : all that relates to the subject
2
: all that is important {you mean everything to me}
3
: all sorts of other things —used to indicate related but unspecified events, facts, or conditions {all the pains and colds and everything — E. B. White}
See everything defined for English-language learners »
See everything defined for kids »
Examples of EVERYTHING

People will buy everything she paints.
I didn’t agree with everything he said.
What do you buy for the man who has everything?
Tell us everything that happened.
He denied everything about the incident.
She means everything to me.
We’re pretty happy with everything right now.

First Known Use of EVERYTHING
14th century

When asked “How is everything?”

I say “How much time do you have?”

When everything is a subject, it is used with a singular verb.

Related dictionary definitions

mean something/everything
everything/everyone in sight
carry all/everything before you
(everything but) the kitchen sink
now I’ve seen everything/it all
be/have everything someone wants
there’s a first time for everything
everything’s coming up roses (for someone)

1
all the things, activities etc that are involved in a situation

The earthquake destroyed everything within a 25-mile radius.

Everything’s done by computer nowadays.
everything else:

If you put the books back on the shelves, I’ll put everything else away.
everything from something to something (=used for emphasizing that there is a wide range of things):

The restaurant serves everything from beer and wine to exotic cocktails.


4,097 posted on 07/22/2013 6:56:59 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.")
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To: TheOldLady

Ay yi yi! I gotta stay away from it. If I don’t control it ruthlessly, my hair stands straight away from my head and I look like Cousin Itt from the Addams Family, although Cousin Itt had better hair.


4,098 posted on 07/22/2013 7:31:19 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: ThomasThomas; NicknamedBob; All

NnB, I know what you meant now.

Good night and sweet dreams, y’all!


4,099 posted on 07/22/2013 7:34:04 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: Silentgypsy; ThomasThomas; Tax-chick
"NnB, I know what you meant now."

Perhaps I should have said,

"I’ve seen his explanations.

I prefer trying to sort things out on my own."

4,100 posted on 07/22/2013 7:54:14 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Modesty compels me to brag only about my modesty, at which I excel.)
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