Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
That’s funny ... I don’t remember sending any message-rabbits. Rabbits are more Darksheare’s thing ... I send a byo.
You guys are almost too late for this month’s installment of “The Undead Thread”.
Stay tuned, though. More is coming.
Like this one?
Did you see post 4023? That was the one I meant to ping you to!
I use Biosilk serum and finger comb it first. It’s time consuming.
Wait a minute...
When did you change your name to Alice?
Honestly... Talking to rabbits.. Next you'll think your cat is grinning at you.
Ooooooh, chocolate! Bless you, my son!
LOL, Good evening SG.
Hope all is well with you.
Had a wisdom tooth go ‘Obama’ on Friday.
It was rotten and was kicked out of office.
From normal to dead in three days!
It was cheaper to go private for the extraction, so I did.
£70 Private, £120 NHS.
Plus it was the same day as opposed to next week!
Yeah I missed that--great picture!
Does keratin spray repair damaged shafts? I’ve never used it.
I have noticed that my hair seems bulked up a bit since I started using it about three months ago.
I’m certain you are just as wise without the offending tooth!
Definition of EVERYTHING
1
a : all that exists
b : all that relates to the subject
2
: all that is important {you mean everything to me}
3
: all sorts of other things used to indicate related but unspecified events, facts, or conditions {all the pains and colds and everything E. B. White}
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Examples of EVERYTHING
People will buy everything she paints.
I didn’t agree with everything he said.
What do you buy for the man who has everything?
Tell us everything that happened.
He denied everything about the incident.
She means everything to me.
We’re pretty happy with everything right now.
First Known Use of EVERYTHING
14th century
Definition of EVERYTHING
1
a : all that exists
b : all that relates to the subject
2
: all that is important {you mean everything to me}
3
: all sorts of other things used to indicate related but unspecified events, facts, or conditions {all the pains and colds and everything E. B. White}
See everything defined for English-language learners »
See everything defined for kids »
Examples of EVERYTHING
People will buy everything she paints.
I didn’t agree with everything he said.
What do you buy for the man who has everything?
Tell us everything that happened.
He denied everything about the incident.
She means everything to me.
We’re pretty happy with everything right now.
First Known Use of EVERYTHING
14th century
When asked “How is everything?”
I say “How much time do you have?”
When everything is a subject, it is used with a singular verb.
Related dictionary definitions
mean something/everything
everything/everyone in sight
carry all/everything before you
(everything but) the kitchen sink
now I’ve seen everything/it all
be/have everything someone wants
there’s a first time for everything
everything’s coming up roses (for someone)
1
all the things, activities etc that are involved in a situation
The earthquake destroyed everything within a 25-mile radius.
Everything’s done by computer nowadays.
everything else:
If you put the books back on the shelves, I’ll put everything else away.
everything from something to something (=used for emphasizing that there is a wide range of things):
The restaurant serves everything from beer and wine to exotic cocktails.
Ay yi yi! I gotta stay away from it. If I don’t control it ruthlessly, my hair stands straight away from my head and I look like Cousin Itt from the Addams Family, although Cousin Itt had better hair.
NnB, I know what you meant now.
Good night and sweet dreams, y’all!
Perhaps I should have said,
"Ive seen his explanations.
I prefer trying to sort things out on my own."
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