#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[no-to-illegals]

What dream ... you forget ... I have pictures.

[Monkey Face]

Please keep me posted on Tom. I know he excels at everything he does (except moderation) so I am interested.

[no-to-illegals]

uh oh ... this is getting too series! I’ll have to bring the whole fighting force.

[Monkey Face]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I called the NSA on you...

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(not)

[no-to-illegals]

I know ... I’ll lose.

[Tax-chick]

He and Pat have gone rafting with the Boy Scouts.

[no-to-illegals]

To avoid detection ...
and because I'm a ducker and not a lover of being shot
I'll be East Bound and Down.

[Monkey Face]

His saviour will be Pat. He is invisible, indivisible and he levitates. With those qualities, Tom should name his Firstborn “Patrick.”

What else can I say?

[Monkey Face]

Are you a Defeatist? Shame on you!

[no-to-illegals]

This is the truth everyone ... You are each one ... The Lucky One ... Dance Everyone ... Summer Is Here ... Just think, in Australia it is Wintertime ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcRZ_J_VgNc ... Love ya everyone!

[no-to-illegals]

Hay Ride Time ... even in the summertime ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaiT2ignyEc

[no-to-illegals]

Harvest Moon Coming .... Day during the Night.

[Tax-chick]

True, it was quite bright here last night.

[no-to-illegals]

Two Highways ... Make the Right Decision .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljiQ7MnwrvQ

[no-to-illegals]

okay making like a chicken ... am crossing the road and ducking out ... quack. Quack. Enjoy everyone! May everyones weekend be a weekend each desires.

[Monkey Face]

Ta!

[Silentgypsy]

Ridicule is fun when it applies to lefties!

[NicknamedBob]

"Ridicule is fun when it applies to lefties!"

When doesn't it?

[Silentgypsy]

Solid observation as is usual for you. Gotta shower and turn in so that I can get up early to pull more weeds and look for squash bugs. Good night and sweet dreams!

[Silentgypsy]

Moderation is highly overrated!