#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[no-to-illegals]

Do you have any glue removal active? Don’t make me go to Wally World .. I’ll have to go packin’. It ain’t safe!

[no-to-illegals]

Tastes like you put the glue to me.

[Monkey Face]

See #1338

[Tax-chick]

I should drink more caffeine and keep working out.

Exercise helps to "treat" a lot of conditions ... although I find it's easier to treat them with wine, because it's hard for me to drop everything and run or go to the gym.

Speaking of which, time to get Kathleen and Frank up from their naps ...

[ThomasThomas]

I never tried glue, yuck.

Why did they make paste taste a little like Cinnamon if your not supposeta eat it.

Supposeta is Spanish.

[Monkey Face]

It’s never safe to confront the Walmartians. Walk softly and carry a big stick!

[no-to-illegals]

I knew you would send me to be with the Walmartians alone. I need backup. Sending for Tax-chick.

[Tax-chick]

You can come to Monroe with me. It’s perfectly safe: I know everybody!

[no-to-illegals]

Wanna go to Wally World? Be sure to pack.

[no-to-illegals]

and I goofed, I ask for two people ... crazy me. Well who knows might need double backup.

[Monkey Face]

Tomorrow, I am going to go to Walmart EARLY and see if I can find a swim suit for not a lot of money, then, go to the public pool and get info on the times, etc., and make it a point to BE THERE at least every other day.

Some days, I wish I had Munchkins to ride herd on, but others, I’m glad I have no one to look after but me...

[no-to-illegals]

I am glad you know everyone at the one in Monroe. That was you know when a stranger comes in.

[Tax-chick]

Swimsuits are marked down already here.

[Monkey Face]

If you ask for Tax-chick, she will NEVER come alone! She can’t!

[no-to-illegals]

Bikini?

[no-to-illegals]

I love large groups. Safety in numbers.

[Monkey Face]

I’m hoping they are here, too. I will know in the AM. If they aren’t on sale, I will wait a day or two. I mean, we’re almost into July...

[Tax-chick]

At least not this weekend: with Tom gone, I can’t leave Kathleen.

[Monkey Face]

You are SUCH a dreamer! LOL!

[no-to-illegals]

Summertime ... and the living is easy.