[nickcarraway]

[ConservativeMan55]

Okay....

[humblegunner]

Send him some bacon.

[jjotto]

Oh yes, it’s real. Posts on the FR Religion Forum pretending to be a Christian of some kind.

[Army Air Corps]

Ping

[pepsionice]

To put this into prospective for non-Islamic folks...a Jinn is a being beyond angels or the devil, and can be good, bad, or just in-different. Now, what you really ought to take away from the Jinn stuff...Muslims tend to believe in this stuff....like Catholics believe in demons.

If you can find enough naive Muslims, and profess that you are a Jinn....and speak in a nature of authority...you have their full attention. An awful smart person, with creativity....could shift a bunch of Muslims into a different direction....if he could pull off a five-star Jinn act.

So, don’t cast this as joke. It might just be something that could be useful later.

[broken_clock]

Jeff Dunham, please pick up the courtesy phone!

[JennysCool]

I’ll have a Jinn and tonic, thanks.

[Secret Agent Man]

what does a jinn need with a twitter account?

[pax_et_bonum]

If he wants to know humans why does he live in a deserted house?

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

I am a real Jinn and you will see wonders in the future on my Twitter account.

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Cold Gin - Ace Frehley

Whoo, alright

My heater’s broke and I’m so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah
The landlord’s gone, I’m down and out

Ooh, it’s cold gin time again
You know it’ll always win
Cold gin time again
You know it’s the only thing
That keeps us together, ow

It’s time to leave and get another quart
Around the corner at the liquor store
Haha, the cheapest stuff is all I need
To get me back on my feet again

Ooh, it’s cold gin time again
You know it’ll always win
It’s cold gin time again
You know it’s the only thing
That keeps us together, ow

Whoa yeah

Ooh, it’s cold gin time again
You know it’ll always win
It’s cold gin time again
You know it’s the only thing
That keeps us together, ow

[ccmay]

Well, I'm convinced!

BTW, "jinn" (or, as every good Scrabble player knows, "jin" or "djin" or "djinn") is the root of our word "genie." One of a surprisingly large number of Arabic words that have made their way into English.

[a fool in paradise]

Doesn’t say how old this djin is.

[Joe 6-pack]

Somewhere in Israel, there’s a Mossad psyops tech sitting in his cubicle getting high-fives from his buddies.

[Cyber Liberty]

Somewhere in Saudi, somebody’s laughing his a$$ off.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I’ve seen a real Cotton Gin before. It has the magical power to remove the seeds from the boll. Can this Jinn do that?

[PsyOp]

If a Jinn wants to know about humans and is peaceful, what the hell is he doing in the middle-east?

That’s like going to a kosher deli for bacon.

[martin_fierro]

He mentioned my real full name and where I live, including the name of the neighbourhood and the city.

Jinn? More like a /b/tard.