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Llama busts loose in Fla., subdued with taser
AP via Kansas.com ^
| June 2, 2013, at 12:33 p.m.
| AP
Posted on 06/02/2013 11:26:01 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
Leon County Lt. Tony Drzewiecki (drezz-WIKI') said Sunday that the 6-foot-llama outran him and his colleagues for a while, even leaping over a 4-foot fence to avoid capture.
...
Authorities cornered the 300-pound fugitive Saturday morning. Drzewiecki said they used a taser gun to subdue Scooter because llamas aren't domesticated and don't respond to voice commands.
(Excerpt) Read more at kansas.com ...
TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: florida; llama; taser
In before the cops shooting dogs comparison.
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posted on
06/02/2013 11:26:01 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: Pan_Yan
To: Pan_Yan
CONFUSE-A-CAT LIMITED
INCORPORATING
AMAZE-A-VOLE LTD
STUN-A-STOAT LTD
PUZZLE-A-PUMA LTD
STARTLE-A-THOMPSON'S GAZELLE LTD
BEWILDEREBEEST INC
DISTRACT-A-BEE And now with Tase-a-Llama.
(Sorry for the caps, but they were in the the original Confuse-a-Cat script)
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posted on
06/02/2013 11:36:18 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
To: Pan_Yan
Tony Drzewiecki Sidebar, but we had a former co-worker by that surname who pronounced it: jeff-YET-ski
We used to call him Jeff Jet-ski ;)
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posted on
06/02/2013 11:42:43 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Como see llama roasted?)
To: Pan_Yan
Big hitter, the llama.
"Hey, Llama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know."
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posted on
06/02/2013 11:44:36 AM PDT
by
kiryandil
(turning Americans into felons, one obnoxious drunk at a time (Zero Tolerance!!!))
To: Pan_Yan
Hey, Llarry! Llet’s llet the llama lloose!
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posted on
06/02/2013 11:47:53 AM PDT
by
kiryandil
(turning Americans into felons, one obnoxious drunk at a time (Zero Tolerance!!!))
To: Pan_Yan
"My name is Kuzco! I'm the Emperor of the Inca Empire!"
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posted on
06/02/2013 11:53:27 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
To: kiryandil
Big hitter, the llama. "Hey, Llama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know."
"So I got that goin' for me."
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posted on
06/02/2013 11:57:16 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
(I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
To: Pan_Yan
luckily, it didn’t wonder into a costco.
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posted on
06/02/2013 12:03:55 PM PDT
by
VAFreedom
(maybe i should take a nap before work)
To: COBOL2Java
“My name is Kuzco! I’m the Emperor of the Inca Empire!”
Not a great movie but the brute character (Gronk?) was pretty funny.
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posted on
06/02/2013 12:07:07 PM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
(I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
To: COBOL2Java
Cop w/Tazer: I heard the LLama was packing....
Dispatch: No,..that was the alpaca
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posted on
06/02/2013 12:13:52 PM PDT
by
Cvengr
(Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
To: Pan_Yan
Well I’m glad no human or llama was injured. A lot of people out here who have livestock keep either a donkey or llama to keep predators away-and those damn llamas only look sweet-they spit, run at people and animals-I’ve seen them chasing people and dogs around a pasture-they growl and kick, too-I wouldn’t want to try to catch one without a taser, either...
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posted on
06/02/2013 12:29:10 PM PDT
by
Texan5
("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line"...)
To: Pan_Yan
Not a great movie but the brute character (Gronk?) was pretty funny. That was Patrick Warburton, who's a terrific voice actor. He's done the voice of many animated characters, such as The Tick, the wheelchair-bound police officer on Family Guy, and the wolf in Hoodwinked. I liked him as Titan in Space Chimps.
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posted on
06/02/2013 12:31:14 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
To: COBOL2Java
That is not a happy llama.
The thing that I find odd is that the owner called the sheriff when the llama escaped. That is not something that would occur to me.
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posted on
06/02/2013 1:02:26 PM PDT
by
Rio
To: COBOL2Java
He’s done pretty well making commercials too. Very distinctive voice.
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posted on
06/02/2013 1:08:40 PM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
(I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
To: Pan_Yan
Llama Llama Ding Dong ...
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posted on
06/02/2013 1:57:54 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: Pan_Yan
Its one of the best Disney movies! Thanks to Kronk and David Spade as the Emperor.
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posted on
06/02/2013 2:02:19 PM PDT
by
Thidwick
To: Pan_Yan
Lloyd, the Wonder Llama, in retirement.
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posted on
06/02/2013 3:31:23 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(Unindicted Co-conspirators: The Mainstream Media)
To: Pan_Yan
Llama busts loose I keep my 9mm holstered until needed.
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