Posted on 06/01/2013 11:13:40 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
DELRAY BEACH, Fla., May 31 (UPI) -- Police in Florida said a woman concealing a narcotic pain-killing pill in her chest pocket claimed the protrusion was her nipple.
Delray Beach, Fla., police said they pulled over an orange and black Dodge Challenger with Ohio plates Tuesday and officers speaking to another occupant of the car heard Tiana Nicole Calandro, 21, standing outside the vehicle "saying that she was in Delray Beach to buy narcotics, but hadn't had any success," the South Florida Sun Sentinel reported Friday.
An officer asked Calandro about a bulge in her chest pocket and she allegedly responded that the shape was her nipple.
"I advised her I knew what a nipple looked like and that wasn't a nipple," a police officer wrote in the report.
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“If it looks like lumpy CAULIFLOWER, that is a medical problem and needs to be addressed post haste.”
I’m almost afraid to ask where that quote is from.
Heh heh heh.
Best not to know.
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“Is that coke in your bra, or are you just glad to see me?”
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