...after looking down his own shirt.
Posted on 06/01/2013 11:13:40 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
DELRAY BEACH, Fla., May 31 (UPI) -- Police in Florida said a woman concealing a narcotic pain-killing pill in her chest pocket claimed the protrusion was her nipple.
Delray Beach, Fla., police said they pulled over an orange and black Dodge Challenger with Ohio plates Tuesday and officers speaking to another occupant of the car heard Tiana Nicole Calandro, 21, standing outside the vehicle "saying that she was in Delray Beach to buy narcotics, but hadn't had any success," the South Florida Sun Sentinel reported Friday.
An officer asked Calandro about a bulge in her chest pocket and she allegedly responded that the shape was her nipple.
"I advised her I knew what a nipple looked like and that wasn't a nipple," a police officer wrote in the report.
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...after looking down his own shirt.
"I'm a doctor let me look"
Well, it was Florida so she couldn’t say it was cold outside.
Here in Norway it’s actually much easier to get that sort of thing prescribed than to get more than 24 Aspirin.
The workaround is that you can get aspirin for three months (and you are the sole judge of how much that is) sent to you as a gift.
“Calandro then allegedly pulled a “white round tablet” from her pocket and “quickly consumed it,” the report said.”
Aw, c’mon. You know you would do the same thing.
Did they give her a Cat Scan?
If I tried to pull a tablet out her pocket I’m pretty sure I’d get arrested.
With this woman, you can be sure of that.
But it was a bit nippy out.
Ah, bureaucracies. G-d love ‘em, because nobody else does.
Purple murple/titty twister? “I’m not gonna lie to ya occifer.”
Make a clean breast of it young lady! Or into the jug with ya.
To the pokey with her!
Let's all chip in and give her free room, board, medical, dental, and college classes at the cross bar hotel!
Think of the cheeruns!!!!!!
If I only had a dime for every time I heard that ...
OMG!! BEWARE ‘a narcotic pain-killing pill’.. Da dum da dum dummmmm.... What a joke. All this over one stinkin’ pill? $3,000 bond? Let me guess.. Death penalty for two pills?
Interesting. I can remember being at a pharmacy in the UK one time and the aspirin and other common drugs were sold from behind the counter. Upon purchase, the “chemist” (pharmacist) had to deliver a canned lecture on their “dangers.”
Just what is it in Norway that makes the government think you can’t handle your aspirin?
Don’t know, but last time I was in London many years ago aspirin was not a problem. Now, however, the 24-limit seems to be in force all over Europe, and you can bet Obama wants to transform the US rules to conform with Europe.
24 aspirins. Roughly $6. Just another way to fleece the sheep.
Glad they nipped that in the bud.
“Ma’am, is that an oxycontin in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
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