Zumba instructor gets 10 months for prostitution

KOMO News ^ | May 31, 2013 | Associated Press

[Army Air Corps]

Sir, your expertise are required.

[Vision]

Not guilty? She’s a whore.

[ArrogantBustard]

Is anyone else beginning to tire of the double standard for our rulers and their enforcers? See: Charlie Rangel & Obama's IRS.

Absolutely ... at least half of congress and most of the executive and judicial branches belong in prison with her ... and for much longer sentences.

[kiryandil]

Let me see, she received $150,000 in cash and deposited it in her bank account, but did not declare it on her tax return.

Then collected public assistance.

That’s why she deserves the be in jail.

I'd take issue with you on this, but merely knowing that Jon Corzine, Charlie Rangel & many of the upper levels of Obama's IRS have been jailed just shuts my mouth...

[Pollster1]

I've never been able to figure out why Zumba was so popular. Now I understand.

Unfortunate wardrobe malfunction there, but otherwise she seems athletically capable.

[Bubba_Leroy]

According to the article, she pulled in $150,000 over an 18-month period charging more than 100 clients $250 a pop.

I wouldn't hit it wearing a hazmat suit.

[Bubba_Leroy]

Darn, I can't hotlink the picture.

http://www.hazmat.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/scape8.jpg

[colorado tanker]

Prostitution only, without pimping or trafficking, rarely draws a prison sentence. It's the tax evasion and welfare fraud that triggered the time.

It's a message as old as Al Capone - even if your business is illegal, pay the taxes.

[Leto]

Totally not Guilty.

[Steely Tom]

She’s 30? Riight.

[ConservativeMan55]

Not Guilty I say!

[IrishPennant]

Absolutely no doubt I WOULD HIT IT...but something is gonna needs some serious cleanup first.

[Raycpa]

She could always take up teaching gym.

[SVTCobra03]

Some guys like women with tiny boobs. Not me.

[Gabrial]

The Zumba room is adjacent to the hot tub and pool. Think wardrobe malfunction.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

Thighs Michelangelo would have been proud to sculpt - guilt is not an option here

[Kenny Bunk]

I'll jump right on that, Golux, and get you the facts.

The last scandal to hit Kennebunk was the landfill manager selling those valuable washing machine motors to his brother-in-law without competitive bids, not to mention a perfectly usable Schwinn left behind by a summer person..

I'll tell you this, if you meet a girl from Maine who weighs less than 165, suspect the worst.

Burt:
"I hate, K'port. Nothin' theah but whores and hockey players.
I:
Back up a minute. My Motha's from K'port!"
Burt:
"Ayuh. What team's she on?"

[upcountry miss]

Not the prostitution (think neighboring towns of Portland and Old Orchard.) It was the welfare fraud, tax evasion and more importantly, the detailed info on the Johns (names, addresses, occupation) and the camera in her skimpy bra sending pictures back to her cohort in another town. Blackmail????? The legal system was disappointed to find it was a small time operation instead of the big blackmail ring they expected to uncover.
Kenny Bunk, when my daughter worked in the prestigious Old Grist Mill many, many years ago, the chef loved to hear her order “one steak, ra-yah.”