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Police: Man, hiding in cactus, suspected of sex while driving (only in NM!!)
The Albuquerque Journal ^
| May 28, 2013
| Patrick Lohmann
Posted on 05/29/2013 10:32:54 AM PDT by CedarDave
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From the police report: “Mr. Briones was observed to be having sexual intercourse with the passenger and sped off… at a high rate of speed, ...”
Darwin candidate...
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posted on
05/29/2013 10:32:54 AM PDT
by
CedarDave
To: CedarDave
I’m suprised he could hide in a cactus and drive, much less have sex at the same time.
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posted on
05/29/2013 10:34:54 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: CedarDave
I’m suprised he could hide in a cactus and drive, much less have sex at the same time.
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posted on
05/29/2013 10:34:55 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: CedarDave
This guy was really ambidexterious
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posted on
05/29/2013 10:36:03 AM PDT
by
SeminoleCounty
(GOP - Greenlighting Obama's Programs)
To: CedarDave
how do you hide
IN
a cactus ???
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posted on
05/29/2013 10:36:22 AM PDT
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I can't prove it, but they're true)
To: knarf
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posted on
05/29/2013 10:36:48 AM PDT
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I can't prove it, but they're true)
To: CedarDave
Sounds like a “prick”ly situation.....
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posted on
05/29/2013 10:36:56 AM PDT
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: CedarDave; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
Sex with a cactus? OUCH!
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posted on
05/29/2013 10:38:33 AM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: CedarDave
found with one shoe on and his shorts on inside-out...I hate when that happens.
To: CedarDave
I presume that incident in indicative to the cliche’ “sowing one’s wild oats”.
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posted on
05/29/2013 10:44:49 AM PDT
by
By and By
(Dime Store New Dealers are Milquetoast and Liberal)
To: CedarDave
Hiding in a cactus? What a prick.
To: CedarDave
You guys are just jealous...
To: CedarDave
Newspaper caption: "BRIONES: Was found hiding in a cactus"
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To: CedarDave
i’m not an expert with cactuses but i know a prick when i see one.....
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posted on
05/29/2013 10:51:51 AM PDT
by
Autonomous User
(Pain Fades. Chicks Dig Scars. Glory, lasts forever.)
To: DannyTN
I’m suprised he could hide in a cactus....The prick.
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posted on
05/29/2013 10:52:52 AM PDT
by
Safetgiver
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
To: knarf
>> how do you hide IN a cactus ???
It’s a thorny problem to solve, tell you what.
But the birds do it, and the bees do it,
and this guy did it,
and then he hid in a cactus with his shorts inside out.
To: CedarDave
Briones’ female passenger was found naked outside the vehicle after being ejected. 
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posted on
05/29/2013 11:00:39 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(My "KMA List" is growing daily...)
To: Old Sarge
She’s in the hospital and wasn’t arrested. If she looks as clueless as the perp, I don’t think you’d want to see anyway.
To: knarf
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posted on
05/29/2013 11:03:54 AM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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