[KittenClaws]

In the late 70’s I was out on a first date with a man I had long adored. It went rather well and I was musing during the car ride home that this would be the first of many great nights.

Looking outside at the warm and beautiful night, a bright revolving light in the sky caught my eye. STOP THE CAR!!!!!!, I practically screamed. NOW! He looked confused, found a moment away from the traffic and pulled over. What's going on? Says he.

A UFO! There’ s a UFO...Flinging the door open I got out of the car and looked up.

And saw a blimp with a lit revolving sign advertising some game.....

Next time, when I find another date...I'll wear my glasses.

[Hot Tabasco]

In the late 70’s I was out on a first date with a man I had long adored. It went rather well and I was musing during the car ride home that this would be the first of many great nights.

A UFO! There’ s a UFO...Flinging the door open I got out of the car and looked up.

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You forgot to mention that you were also tearing off your clothes. For what it's worth, I apologize for taking off and leaving you there, I thought you were going crazy and feared for my life........

[Windflier]

A UFO! There’ s a UFO...Flinging the door open I got out of the car and looked up. And saw a blimp...

Well, in your defense, it was an Unidentified Flying Object up to the moment you identified it. Must have been a tad embarrassing, though.