In the late 70’s I was out on a first date with a man I had long adored. It went rather well and I was musing during the car ride home that this would be the first of many great nights.
A UFO! There’ s a UFO...Flinging the door open I got out of the car and looked up.
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You forgot to mention that you were also tearing off your clothes. For what it's worth, I apologize for taking off and leaving you there, I thought you were going crazy and feared for my life........
You wouldn't have worried about your life if you'd caught a glimpse of mah boobs. But that's all water under the bridge.