As my FIL told one of his grandchildren who kept a pet snake, “You may think he [the snake] is looking at you with adoring eyes but he’s just wondering what you taste like.”
Applies to most Muslims as well. My FIL would have likely agreed. He also taught me, “When you see a snake and a Muslim in the road, first kill the Muslim.”
Reminds me of the book my wife got me last Christmas: How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you. Very humorous.
What’s the difference between a dead muslim and a dead snake, lying on the road?
The snake has skidmarks in front of it.