What’s the difference between a dead muslim and a dead snake, lying on the road?
The snake has skidmarks in front of it.
Last Day At Work: New Job Starts Tomorrow -
Just thought I’d let you know I did appreciate our time together but, I have to move along for better things.
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a “Remember 9-11” slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, “Allahu Akbar! Praise Allah!” and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, “Man....that could have been me!”
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.