You know, if the Brits could somehow manage to redirect the energy of all those fans to ridding London of Muslim radicals....
SO WHO'S GOING TO WIN? Judging by statistics, the team that scores the first goal. In this year's competition, 82 games have been won by the team that scores first, with only 15 come-from-behind victories.
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Bayern Munich's players celebrate winning the Champions League as dejected Borussia Dortmund players react after their Champions League Final soccer match at Wembley Stadium in London May 25, 2013.
Bayern Munich's players celebrate with the Champions League Trophy after defeating Borussia Dortmund in their Champions League Final soccer match at Wembley Stadium in London May 25, 2013.
As expected...
But for the love of all things holy....please don’t ever let Gus Johnson announce another soccer game ever again.
Jupp Heynckes is swept off his feet by @fcbayern's #UCLfinal-winning team... twitter.com/ChampionsLeagu — Champions League (@ChampionsLeague) May 25, 2013
WINNERS! #MIASANCHAMPIONS #UCLFinal twitter.com/FCBayern/statu — FC Bayern München (@FCBayern) May 25, 2013
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