Why Male Pansies Can’t Attract a Good Woman

Girls Just Wanna Have Guns ^ | May 2013 | Regis Giles

[trisham]

That sounds like a great idea. We all know that there are no conservative women here in this country.

You might want to suggest that he move overseas as well.

[Chickensoup]

That sounds like a great idea. We all know that there are no conservative women here in this country.
You might want to suggest that he move overseas as well.
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I dont see a where.

[trisham]

Anywhere. His options are almost limitless.

[Chickensoup]

Not really. One cannot just emigrate to most countries.

[Tax-chick]

A man might look good in a doublet and tights ... but skinny jeans lack that je ne sais quoi. I think it's because jeans are supposed to be work clothes, not extremes of silly fashion.

[Anoreth]

There are very few men that look good in a doublet and tights.

[trisham]

Best of luck to him, then. I’m sure that if he tries he’ll find a place where he can be happier than he is here.

[Tax-chick]

If more of them tried it, you might be surprised ;-).

On the other hand, a gentleman's, or even an artisan's, outfit of the mid-18th century was very flattering and reasonably practical. And they had long hair!

[trisham]

A man might look good in a doublet and tights ... but skinny jeans lack that je ne sais quoi. I think it's because jeans are supposed to be work clothes, not extremes of silly fashion.

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I like jeans, even dressy jeans, but skinny jeans are extreme fashion, not for men or women (!) over the age of about fifteen or with almost any body fat.

[trisham]

Mr. T would look nice in that.

[Anoreth]

I can think of two people that might pull it off.

[Tax-chick]

She has character (virtue) in #3, and #2 sort of includes kindness.

Intelligence might not be that important to some girls, as long as the guy can hunt ...

I remember trying to interest Anoreth in a nice boy at church, until she said, “He doesn’t read.”

[Tax-chick]

So would my husband. He wears a frontiersman outfit for Scouts sometimes.

I have a deep hostility toward jeans, because they take forever in the dryer.

[Anoreth]

These days I pretty much decide who to date based on whether or not I like their car. This allows me to determine if they have any taste or are likely to be interesting for more than an hour.
Plus if someone has a decent car that I like then they probably also have a job.

If they don’t have a car then I’m not interested at all as that seems to mean they have no life.

[Tax-chick]

One could start out with worse criteria.

Also, you could ask Piper.

[Anoreth]

If they have the same car as everyone else then they are probably boring, and if I don’t like their car I can divine if they are gay or just can’t tell that a Nissan Juke is horrendous.

Piper doesn’t like any men.

[Tax-chick]

That’s reasonable.

[trisham]

Imho, hunting requires intelligence. Learning about the habits of game, which gun to use, what kind of ammunition is best, wind speed, calculating distance, keeping out of sight and scent all require intelligence.

Reading is a key thing for me. Mr. T reads history. I read fiction. The important thing for me is that he reads. He also loves animals. That matters, too.

[trisham]

Mr T is of Scottish descent. I confess that I am partial to kilts.

[Albion Wilde]

If a guy wants to attract a hot-showers-and-air-conditioning girl, he should probably shave.

LOL!!

In one of the episodes, Phil's wife Miz Kay said he had to take a shower if he wanted to have any fun with her that night. He showed up on screen a few minutes later drying his neck with a towel. As they played boom-boom music in the background, she threw off her apron -- a very funny bit, as they are both, I think, 72 years old. They are a stitch. I do hope the family quits having cameras in their faces before celebrity messes things up, tho.