[MrB]

I usually try to pun the definition... I think I’ll pass on this one for the sake of maintaining a good reputation.

[VRWCmember]

I seem to remember a joke about a diktat; the punchline was something along the lines of “It doesn’t say ‘Wendy’ it says ‘Welcome to Maui, have a nice day’”.

[xsmommy]

you don’t have a good reputation, so please, proceed apace... ; )