Posted on 05/02/2013 1:13:27 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. A man in Daytona Beach called police from a 7-Eleven convenience store, and when an officer arrived at the scene, Daylen Holloman, 20, would not explain why he called authorities, according to an arrest report.
The report states that Holloman was taken outside and the officer asked him several questions, including "What's going on?" "Who are you?" "Where are you from?" He replied, "I don't know" to all of the questions, except one.
When the officer asked Holloman, "What do you know?" he replied, "I know I'm a monkey." The officer then said Holloman removed his clothing to prove to the officer he was a monkey, and not human, since the officer stated that humans wear clothes.
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Did he drink a banana Slurpee first?
"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel"
>>Man strips naked after claiming to be a monkey outside 7-Eleven <<
Where else is he a monkey?
Justice for Trayvon?
Everyone should get to work in a convenience store for a while, it’s a life altering experience.
Bath salts must be involved somehow.
Did he drink a banana Slurpee first?
Banana = Mind Control device
I’m a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
That’s not really true
I’m a cold italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
What you do?
But I’ve been bit and Ive been tossed around
By every she-rat in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just a monkey man
I’m glad you are a monkey woman too
I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was gored
But I pulled on through
Yes, Im a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
Don’t you?
Well, I hope were not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe
I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey...
- Rolling Stones
Looks like Obama with those ears! LOL!
Sounds perfectly logical to me.
beyond shirtless
“Everybody’s got something to hide
Except for me and my monkey....
-Beatles
ahhh, never a picture of Mickey Dolenz around when you need one...
So,Allenn Grayson escaped....... Again.
Maybe he's the posterboy for the Evolutionists and is indeed the real missing link..........
One of the all time best Rolling Stones tunes.
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