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Report: Man strips naked after claiming to be a monkey outside 7-Eleven
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| May 2, 2013
Posted on 05/02/2013 1:13:27 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Did he drink a banana Slurpee first?
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:14:51 PM PDT
by
Edgar3
(Don't THREAD on me!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel"
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:15:30 PM PDT
by
Wyrd bið ful aræd
(Gone Galt, 11/07/12----No king but Christ! Don't tread on me!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
>>Man strips naked after claiming to be a monkey outside 7-Eleven <<
Where else is he a monkey?
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:15:37 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(LBJ declared war on poverty and lost. Barack Obama declared war on prosperity and won. /csmusaret)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:15:55 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Everyone should get to work in a convenience store for a while, it’s a life altering experience.
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:16:59 PM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Bath salts must be involved somehow.
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:18:34 PM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Obviously he really is a monkey because a human being wouldn't strip naked.
The amazing thing is that a monkey can talk.
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:19:54 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted)
To: Edgar3
Did he drink a banana Slurpee first?
Banana = Mind Control device
To: Wyrd bið ful aræd
I’m a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
That’s not really true
I’m a cold italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
What you do?
But I’ve been bit and Ive been tossed around
By every she-rat in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just a monkey man
I’m glad you are a monkey woman too
I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was gored
But I pulled on through
Yes, Im a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
Don’t you?
Well, I hope were not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe
I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey...
- Rolling Stones
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:20:31 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:23:26 PM PDT
by
rawcatslyentist
("The arrogant one will stumble and fall With no one to raise him up" Jeremiah 50:32)
To: Wyrd bið ful aræd
Looks like Obama with those ears! LOL!
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:23:49 PM PDT
by
RedMDer
(May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Sounds perfectly logical to me.
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:24:22 PM PDT
by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(This stuff we're going through now, this is nothing compared to the middle ages.)
To: martin_fierro
To: dfwgator
“Everybody’s got something to hide
Except for me and my monkey....
-Beatles
To: rightwingintelligentsia
ahhh, never a picture of Mickey Dolenz around when you need one...
To: proxy_user
So,Allenn Grayson escaped....... Again.
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:27:57 PM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(The reason we own guns is to protect ourselves from those wanting to take our guns from us.)
To: TigersEye
The amazing thing is that a monkey can talk.
Maybe he's the posterboy for the Evolutionists and is indeed the real missing link..........
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:29:13 PM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(This space for rent)
To: dfwgator
One of the all time best Rolling Stones tunes.
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posted on
05/02/2013 1:31:21 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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