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Mmmm, toad!
1 posted on 05/01/2013 10:04:48 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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I and I took it out of there and it wasn't moldy bacon, it was a toad with parts of his little legs all in the green beans.

He should have toad the line.


2 posted on 05/01/2013 10:05:54 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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By the time the Kenyan gets through with us, Americans are going to be thankful for a little extra toad meat in their green beans.


3 posted on 05/01/2013 10:10:33 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (I got expelled from the "fundamental transformation" indoctrination center.)
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She bought the beans with meat.


4 posted on 05/01/2013 10:10:50 PM PDT by count-your-change (you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
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Ribbit, ribbit.


5 posted on 05/01/2013 10:11:41 PM PDT by Wiggins
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another hoax? Like the finger in the chili?


10 posted on 05/01/2013 10:19:06 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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Froggie went a cannin' and he did ride

with a knife and fork by his side. Uh huh.

11 posted on 05/01/2013 10:35:50 PM PDT by TigersEye (If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted)
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Toad the other white meat. I’ve had frog legs at the original Nathans in Coney Island. They really do taste like chicken.


12 posted on 05/01/2013 10:37:33 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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13 posted on 05/01/2013 10:37:44 PM PDT by Eccl 10:2 (Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding")
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Shhhh, don’t tell anybody you got toad in it.... Everybody will want one.


18 posted on 05/01/2013 10:42:27 PM PDT by Bullish (May the time soon come when Obamunism is only spoken of in hell.)
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Can we keep him, Mom Can we? Pleease?


23 posted on 05/01/2013 10:51:39 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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What is that toad doing in my beans? Uh the back stroke?


24 posted on 05/01/2013 11:00:01 PM PDT by tallyhoe
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For whom the bell toads. Had to say it.


33 posted on 05/02/2013 3:08:03 AM PDT by duckman (I'm part of the group pulling the wagon!)
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I thought maybe it was a piece of moldy bacon or something— because they have bacon in them sometimes…

“And just what is that ugly white slab in a can of beans???

It’s the queen bean. And all of the other beans are the worker beans that serve her.”


36 posted on 05/02/2013 3:37:08 AM PDT by paint_your_wagon
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Just another reason I like to put up my own food.

I know what’s in it.


38 posted on 05/02/2013 6:35:24 AM PDT by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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I would kiss it. Maybe it ‘s Prince in a can


39 posted on 05/02/2013 6:40:31 AM PDT by Gefn (More Cowbell please)
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Tastes like chicken!


42 posted on 05/02/2013 7:24:33 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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44 posted on 05/02/2013 7:29:52 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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45 posted on 05/02/2013 7:30:24 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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I wonder if it was one of those hallucination endusing toads....


50 posted on 05/02/2013 10:39:04 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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Well, take me back down where cool water flow, yeh.
Let me remember things I love.
Stoppin’ at the log where catfish bite,
Walkin’ along the river road at night,
Barefoot girls dancin’ in the moonlight.

I can hear the bull frog callin’ me.

Wonder if my rope’s still hangin’ to the tree.

CCR Green River.


54 posted on 05/02/2013 7:58:39 PM PDT by Redcitizen (.)
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