"Need more antimatter? Load me up lads."
Yet another thing to keep me awake at night.
Even cooks know that much. I NEVER ordered the anti-matter apples, and if they showed up on the back dock, I'd send them back without opening the box.
/johnny
If apple fell up we would never get new apple trees. Apples have lived to around 150 years. So after a few hundred years all we would have to eat but be potatoes and onions. Life on earth would end soon afterward because every one would be fat and have bad breath. Well this is my theory.
“I think it’s true, but it’s almost an embarrassment that I don’t have evidence for it yet,”ThomasThomas said. “There’s the faintest possibility that the theory are fundamentally wrong.”
Antimatter still has normal gravity. We’ve been playing with it for quite a while, and if it reacted oppositely we’d know.
Now an antimatter apple on the Bizarro world...
Well we have to look at the anti-logic particle, the Democrat. It goes against all logic yet as we have seen with Michael Moore it’s mass can still dent the earth through gravity.
"Need more antimatter? Load me up lads."
How soon until these eggheads do something that can’t be un-f***ed?
“Scientists at CERN are making atoms of antihydrogen to try to pin down what those differences might be.”
May I ask, what are they making the antihydrogen atoms from ?
Works for me.
No, it would fall to earth and blow up the planet.
Now, an anti-gravity apple would fall up.
Based on the history of science this is a pretty good bet.
I’ve been taking pro-biotics and antibiotics. Wondered if I would explode if they came in contact...
never mind....
“Gee, Mr. Science, what are you going to teach us today?”
“Today, Bobby, we’re going to learn about antimatter and apples.”
“Gosh, that sounds keen!”
“Ha ha! Yes, Bobby, I suppose you could call it keen. Here, you see, we have a bowl of apples.”
“Those look like oranges, Mr. Science.”
“Apples are out of season around here at this time of year, so we’ll use these lovely oranges instead.”
“But, if you’re talking about apples, shouldn’t you use apples, Mr. Science?”
“It doesn’t matter, Bobby.”
“Oh, if it doesn’t matter, then it must be antimatter.”
“Does the station have a contract with you, Bobby?”
“Yep, and my Dad is a lawyer.”
“OK then. If I drop this orange, er, I mean apple, will it fall to the floor or shoot up to the ceiling?”
“If it’s an antimatter orange, we’re going to have big problems right here, Mr. Science.”
“We already have problems, Bobby. Our ratings are way down. Some viewers think I should replace you with a monkey.”
“So he’d be like an antimatter monkey then.”
“I don’t know if anything matters anymore. Have you seen Mr. Science’s ‘Special Science Formula’?”
“You mean your Vodka? It’s in that cabinet over there.”
“Now, Junior Scientists, Mr. Science is going to mix his ‘Special Science Formula’ with some juice from this antimatter orange, I mean apple, and then we’re going to have a closer look at Bobby’s contract. Remember that Mr. Science is going to be in the WalMart parking lot this Saturday signing autographs and selling antimatter oranges, er, I mean apples.”