Nothing beats Yoko Ono for real harassment.
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Sounds like my idea of cool neighbors!
Up the Irons!
Up the irons! Trooper beer worldwide in a few weeks too!
Svenskefaen :)...
If they really wanted to torture their neighbors, they should have played the Time-Life Disco Collection.
Moral of the story?
Don’t mess with old pharts.
Did anyone else participate in dorm stereo wars?
Back then it was “Dark side of the Moon” and Holtz’ “The Planets.” If you turned the woofers onto the floors you could make the windows flux about 1/2” or more...
They thought it was a real joke when I asked them nicely to turn down their music.
The next morning, when they thought they were going to sleep off their drunkenness, I turned on a local gospel radio channel at full blast with the speakers up against the apartment wall, pounded on the wall while yelling "WAKE UP M-F-ERS!" I left for work with the gospel music still playing, and only turned it off when I got home at 5:00. Never heard a peep out of that white trash again.
I know Nicko McBrain personally, and he is SO DIFFERENT from his on-stage persona.
He owns a little rib joint here in S. Florida, which is decorated with concert memorabilia. A funny place to be eating ribs.
hahaha
We have often debated which are the best cymbals. He likes Paiste, I like Zildjians.
Real torture would have been Barry Manilow.
Brilliantly illustrates my favorite adage: Don’t start none, won’t be none.
I’d play “Seasons In The Sun” by Terry Jacks.
After 24hrs they would BEG to borrow a “vein opener”.
Isn’t this part of the world (Scandanavia) always being reported as one of the most “happiest countries” (substitute “happy” with “healthy,” “smart,” “progressive,” “wealthy” or any other positive adjective.)
This story reminds me of a student in ME at the university I attended. He was a WWII and Korean War Combat Airborne vet and decided to legally eliminate what he labeled as hostile actions or inactions by those who didn’t care about others. He did this with specific inventions.
1. For the ah’s that drive behind you with their bright lights on, he invented a curved metal mirror which he installed on the ledge in front of his rear window in his car. When a bozo with brights came up behind his vehicle, he would push a button which raised the metal mirror and beamed the bright lights back to the driver in the rear.
2. For barking dogs ignored by their masters. He set up a system that would pick up the bark and transmit a sound not heard by humans to the dogs. Every time the dogs would bark, they immediately got the sound they didn’t want. After a couple of barks and yips they would stop.
3. For ah’s like the offending neighbors in this article, he developed a system that would bounce back the offending sound at a higher level with a terrible distortion. When the neighbors lowered the sound levels to a certain level, his system would turn off.
ill bet they were in fear of the dark
