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1 posted on 04/28/2013 8:58:36 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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The driver was NOT male! (ducking)


2 posted on 04/28/2013 9:01:09 PM PDT by 17th Miss Regt
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“Flying cars! We were promised flying cars!”


3 posted on 04/28/2013 9:01:41 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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That is odd. My sister doesn’t live anywhere near there.


4 posted on 04/28/2013 9:01:43 PM PDT by BykrBayb (Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Þ)
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Ping.


5 posted on 04/28/2013 9:02:21 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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If you are going to screw up, screw up so hard that it makes the internet. No point in half measures.

"Billy, hand me that rope and hold my beer. We're gonna have to get down and walk to the store because we're down to a six pack up here"

/johnny

7 posted on 04/28/2013 9:05:58 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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“I swear to gawd that truck came 10’ off the ground and landed in a tree. Me and Bubba jumped out and just walked away.”


10 posted on 04/28/2013 9:09:07 PM PDT by Tenacious 1 ("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
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That Ford musta really been flyin.


12 posted on 04/28/2013 9:09:59 PM PDT by Tenacious 1 ("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
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Durn GPS!


13 posted on 04/28/2013 9:10:07 PM PDT by stormhill (Guns Save Lives!)
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This is the ONLY time when “Truck Drives Into Tree” might accurate. (stories written like inanimate objects did things only sentient people can do)


14 posted on 04/28/2013 9:10:57 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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They were first alerted to the tree at 7:30 a.m

And it's a good thing, too. Otherwise they'd have never noticed the TRUCK in it.

17 posted on 04/28/2013 9:12:37 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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Maybe it was dropped.


18 posted on 04/28/2013 9:12:40 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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Tornado will do that


21 posted on 04/28/2013 9:14:26 PM PDT by Safrguns
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1. A really hacked-off bigfoot stuck it up there to warn the owner about parking in his woods.

2. A butter-fingers UFO crew dropped it while taking back to their planet to reverse engineer it to learn the secrets of our primary method of propulsion.

3. It’s really not there.


22 posted on 04/28/2013 9:15:02 PM PDT by righttackle44 (Take scalps. Leave the bodies as a warning.)
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Dragged up there by some angry bear


28 posted on 04/28/2013 9:17:38 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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Flubber


29 posted on 04/28/2013 9:18:26 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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38 posted on 04/28/2013 9:27:41 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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Didn’t their next door neighbors in Washington just legalize marijuana?


39 posted on 04/28/2013 9:36:13 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (I got expelled from the "fundamental transformation" indoctrination center.)
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This is your mind.

This is your mind on drugs.


40 posted on 04/28/2013 9:36:50 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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Truck Stuck in Tree Near Portland a Mystery to Investigators

Did they check YouTube? The person holding the beer in one hand and the phone in the other probably uploaded the video before the saps sobered up.

41 posted on 04/28/2013 9:41:17 PM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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As God is my wittiness. I thought pickups could fly.
45 posted on 04/28/2013 9:49:18 PM PDT by BigCinBigD (...Was that okay?)
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