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Truck Stuck in Tree Near Portland a Mystery to Investigators
King5 ^ | April 28, 2013 | Evan Sernoffsky

Posted on 04/28/2013 8:58:36 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Crews found a pickup truck stuck in a tree almost ten feet off the ground Sunday morning near Sherwood.

Firefighters used thermal imaging to scan the truck at Highway 99 and Middleton Road and found it was empty. The details of how the truck got into the tree are a mystery to investigators. They were first alerted to the tree at 7:30 a.m. and called area hospitals, but no trauma patients came in overnight.

PGE was at the scene due to safety concerns over power lines near the tree.


TOPICS: Local News; Outdoors; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: emilyvanvleck; holdmuhbeer; ohnoes; oregon; portland; portlandia; stpaul; truckintree; watchthis
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To: nickcarraway

Tornado will do that


21 posted on 04/28/2013 9:14:26 PM PDT by Safrguns
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To: nickcarraway

1. A really hacked-off bigfoot stuck it up there to warn the owner about parking in his woods.

2. A butter-fingers UFO crew dropped it while taking back to their planet to reverse engineer it to learn the secrets of our primary method of propulsion.

3. It’s really not there.


22 posted on 04/28/2013 9:15:02 PM PDT by righttackle44 (Take scalps. Leave the bodies as a warning.)
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To: nickcarraway

And she’s dry as a bone. Serious style points for not dropping the Evian.


23 posted on 04/28/2013 9:15:37 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: JRandomFreeper

I’ll go out on a limb.

Alcohol MAY have been involved!


24 posted on 04/28/2013 9:15:38 PM PDT by occamrzr06
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To: gunsequalfreedom

25 posted on 04/28/2013 9:15:48 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: BykrBayb

Joe Jr. was an airman and brother Ted has been known to get a car airborne off a bridge or two.


26 posted on 04/28/2013 9:16:03 PM PDT by South40 (I Love The "New & Improved" Free Republic!)
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To: BykrBayb

It was really just some good ol’ boys, never meanin’ no harm.

:)


27 posted on 04/28/2013 9:16:42 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: nickcarraway

Dragged up there by some angry bear


28 posted on 04/28/2013 9:17:38 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: nickcarraway

Flubber


29 posted on 04/28/2013 9:18:26 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Salamander
Someday the moutain tree might get 'em, but the law never will.
30 posted on 04/28/2013 9:19:50 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: RegulatorCountry

She’s either Mr. Magoo, or a very skilled stunt driver.


31 posted on 04/28/2013 9:20:26 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Revolting cat!
That is a mesmerizing gif.
32 posted on 04/28/2013 9:20:35 PM PDT by deadrock
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To: righttackle44

I’m going for Alien noobs who were to excited getting the probing tools out and forgot to adjust the abduction beam...


33 posted on 04/28/2013 9:21:51 PM PDT by Axenolith (Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
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To: nickcarraway

*rimshot*

;]


34 posted on 04/28/2013 9:21:56 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: 17th Miss Regt

Yoda just couldn’t get it up.


35 posted on 04/28/2013 9:25:39 PM PDT by Amberdawn
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To: Salamander

I don’t think the law’s gonna get ‘em.


36 posted on 04/28/2013 9:26:12 PM PDT by BykrBayb (Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Þ)
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37 posted on 04/28/2013 9:26:30 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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38 posted on 04/28/2013 9:27:41 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: nickcarraway

Didn’t their next door neighbors in Washington just legalize marijuana?


39 posted on 04/28/2013 9:36:13 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (I got expelled from the "fundamental transformation" indoctrination center.)
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To: nickcarraway
This is your mind.

This is your mind on drugs.


40 posted on 04/28/2013 9:36:50 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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