[Tax-chick]

Have a Guinness, hug a kitten!

[who_would_fardels_bear]

I'm bored and pissed off.

I am suffering from ennui-ui.

[Slings and Arrows]

[Not A Snowbird]

Burr... Pamcakes!

[red-dawg]

Did you forget something?

[MinuteGal]

"The question is, Alex, what is the universal reaction to the First Lady's whizz-bangs wig?"

"CORRECT !!! Lucky9teen, you've just won ten-freepin'-thousand dollar$ !!!"

Leni

[Arrowhead1952]

Sam, someone is reposting your thread!!

[TheOldLady]

IBTZ for misspelling Unnngh!

But come back Friday! Please!

[Disambiguator]

To all you thread nazis who are accusing L19 of posting a duplicate thread, I beg to differ.

Lucky9teen’s thread is titled “Unghhh” (note the three h’s).

The previous, “undead” thread from years ago is titled “Unnngh..” (note the three n’s and 67% of an ellipse).

So there.

[ken5050]

Back in the 60's..I think it was..some clown won a $10,000 prize for the poem "lighght"

I'll give you 10 cents..

[Billthedrill]

I was thinking the same thing. Did you ever notice that when a bird craps on your freshly-washed car, there’s a little solid nugget inside the white goo? I mean, what’s up with that?

[KoRn]

This identical thread shows up like once every year or two I think.

It just takes someone having ‘one of those days’ I reckon.... lol

[DocRock]

[dragonblustar]

[Mr. K]

See, see the witch sky
Marvel at its big puke green depths.
Tell me, Glenn Beck do you
Wonder why the hedgehog ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel tired.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your schpadoinkle facial growth
That looks like
A bacon.
What’s more, it knows
Your potting shed smells of armit putty.
Everything under the big witchly sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm smelly Obamas.

[RedHeeler]

FU. Get it.

[wyokostur]

[BerryDingle]

IT'S MOOSE AND SQUIRREL!

[JoeProBono]

[Chode]