Posted on 04/24/2013 9:38:10 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
101.
Well, your thread is in the FReeper hall of fame. Just like the dssssss , beeber and "I'm in the shower" threads.
Have you heard the word?
You know where we are
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I’ve had days like that too
The key words were missing this time.....
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You did it!!!! Great.
A husband and wife were sitting down having a drink. The wife said, “I don’t know what I’d do without you”. “The husband replied, is that you or the wine talking”? The wife replied “It’s me.............and I’m talking to the wine”.
Our local catholic priest shared this joke!
No....that is a lot louder and full of profanity.
It all began on a bright summer's day when I noticed a host in the sun. To be sure, not everyone was drunk enough to try to look at the sun through a broke beer bottle at 9 in the morning so that was why I was the only one who saw it coming, the mothership that hung in the sky for enough time to spit forth the invasion vessels and then it winked out of existence, dodging into a wormhole that led who knows where. But I knew, oh, yes, I knew... They were here. Them. If you have to ask, you shouldn't, because the truth of the thing will melt your mind.
Spiders. Ziggy said they were from Mars but what the hell did he know? The guy was so strung out that he was hallucinating evil things, things that should not be, holographic simulacrae of Justin Bieber and Helen Thomas dancing the meringue over a field of flaming skulls. Wait, that part was real. That's why I went for another beer.
But there was worse to come. Purple iridescent freaking spiders, that's what, each one armed with a ray gun in four of its tiny claws and scuttling my direction. I was the only one who could see them, you see, and I know what you're thinking but they were real, because that's how the bastards invade, making everyone else believe that they're the figment of gutter-wallowing lush's imagination, not that there's anything wrong with gutter-wallowing lushes, but the damn purple spiders have to go. And so they did, in a giant arachnid conga-line, smirking at me, laughing because they knew they had it made just as soon as they hit the sewers of one of America's greatest cities and NO ONE COULD STOP THEM!
I had another beer and considered my move. To the left was a giant tanker trunk full of insecticide, to the right a street merchant selling balloons for the kiddies and flamethrowers for adventurers such as myself. Why not, I sez, why not go out in a blaze of glory? Better that than the spiders take over the city! So I paid the vendor in gold - he smiled at me, the diamond in his left incisor glinting in the filtered sunlight, and as I threw the straps over my shoulders and torched the pilot light from his cigar, he smiled at me and I noticed he was reading a newspaper. Yep, the NY Times. The headline in the sports section read "Yankees Crush Mariners 15-2". I doused the pilot light and threw off the flamethrower. Screw it. Let the spiders have the city.
That's how I came to be here, draped over a park bench with a three-day hangover and visions of Helen Thomas and Justin Bieber dancing through my head. You probably had it happen to you a few times too. Officer.
Quite the anectode.
Thanks.
Only 9 keywords? Well make that 11 (+) >:)
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